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# It REALLY does happen like that...every time, for each bottle
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Not in the ASDA one I buy :)
lovely pic.
(waxdart hello., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# you should get an equivalent branded shampoo
like Bob Martin's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I like that new one
that contains the new formula of cleanierhairium in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha subtle but STILL scientific
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It's true!
My favourite shampoo has beta-neuroceramides and hydroxyamylnutrilium.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# wow....when does your theme comes out? I want a t-shirt
I want a button, I want a buttoned t-shirt with balloons.....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'll give ya a gaz when it's up
and available
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# yayzer
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# NOW WITH MORE OXYTROGLODYTERATES AND POLYMONOURINARYTRIUMPHIRATES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# kudos on the killer compound names there :)
Trademark them!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# PT-CHOO!
SCIENCE!

Me likey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Mine is made from White Cranberry, Coconut and SCIENCE.
It looks exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Sounds like you could eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It deceives with its scent...
I have tasted the top of the mountain, and it tastes like whale blubber and surfactants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I love shampoo adverts.
I don't know which is acer - the message of how low women's acceptance is perceived to be by the makers of the adverts, the presumption that using terms like "contains strenghulum" is in any way convincing, or the women like wife #73 - the Jovavavavovovovich one - who tell their audience "they're worth it".

*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Jovovovovich
is lovely. She can sell me unwanted hair products anytime. Also she loves Greggs pasties 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# She is owned by me and therefore my property.
So hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I am truly amazed by them all, every time I see one
I think some sociology person could do some wonderful observations there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# my favourite has always been "silicon collagen biospheres that inflate up to nine times!"
i will never forget that advert
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# There needs to be more adverts for hard-boiled shampoo.
"Made with gun grease and powder residue that gives you five times the usual vim."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# And they're fucking EVERYWHERE, worldwise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Mine has dihydrogen monoxide and soaperilium in it
It is made by peoples with no goggles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# No goggles = WRONGSCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# No, no goggles = BRAVESCIENCE
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# No goggles = non science
Bordering on religion.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Religence?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# + food = belligerence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!
It will be bad. That's how Ylang ylang was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ylang ylang is EVIL
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It's the sound that the bells of Ryleh make.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# The thing I REALLY hate about ylang ylang
is that MS Word always wiggly lines it AND YOU CAN'T TELL IT NOT TO! GAH!

and we saw a real tree in Mauritius and it was lovely nothing like the shit they sell in supermarkets . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# can't you just add it to the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Nah, it's cos it's a double word
Total pain in the arse

/Had to write a paper on essential oils blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
Ghostbuster science ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# your images glee me in ways too rude to mention in full
:D much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# and yay for no more squirting it in bunny rabbits eyes
www.cosmeticsdesign-europe.com/Formulation-Science/EU-ban-on-animal-testing-comes-into-force-today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# yay, now we're the test subjects. burning skin for all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Perfectly acceptable scars for the vain minded
its no worse than the ones they get from sleeping on sunbeds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# damn skippy.
Always been against the tesing of animals for cosmetic reasons.

They should only be used to grow ears on their backs and such.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# that is far too WOOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# your stuff
always makes me *glee* :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Shampoo is pure science in a bottle
Mine contains things that I cannot pronounce and it makes me go "WOW look at me now!" and I dance around the bedroom and have pillow fights 'n stuff. Just like the ad shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)