well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!
*prepares for a slut-off*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31,
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What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38,
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pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40,
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haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49,
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*wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52,
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