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[challenge entry] Uniform standards were relaxed
I was going to make it loop properly, but I'm
tired and life's too short. You wouldn't care.

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# in out, in out
kick them all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Merry happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# why thankeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# happy flaming candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# quick get the fire blanket, its caught onto my hair!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Congratulations on being OLD.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I'm not old,
I'm mearly more experienced.
And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# happy having the foresight to sign up to a website day ;)
be here more. I insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ^this
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I am trying
haven't you seen the almost double figure amount of posts I've made the last couple of weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I've spotted you delurk a few times
but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i always speak to you
i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# inadvertantly you say?
how very dare you? Over my knee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# YIPPEE!
*bends over, revealing frilly gym knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# oh come on
everyone knows i'm a slut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hey I'm the B3ta slut
I shall not be out slutted!

Quick to the pussy wagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!
don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!

*prepares for a slut-off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# What was that?
Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# pah!
some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha, you pair of shameless tramps.
I love you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *wipes mouth*
why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# why?
what happened now?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Oh nothing to worry about.
I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Jolly good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Just cos it was your candle day a few days ago doesnt mean you can get angry at other peoples needless day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I'm not angry.
Is that not an accurate description?

I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# If they didnt have a candle you'd probably moan at them for being a cheapskate :P
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I've never said a word to anyone not donating.
In fact i don't encourage it, especially if you are me and get banned ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# LOLS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# are you pompadouring again then?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You better believe it buddy
I'm importing pomaid from the good old US of A, other hair care products are available.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hell yeah
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# As seen in such badges as the "Sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths club"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ...is card-carrying member!
100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# That doesn't look like pom no matter how much I look at it.
I also don't want to know what it's comprised off in that case.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# the candle?
I think you may be looking in the wrong area.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# PORNAID.
YOU'RE PUTTING PORNAID IN YOUR HAIR!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# No
that was just a one time deal, it was an accident. I didn't know that it was a german bukkake fest I was walking into, I thought it was a wine bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# How could you even make the mistake?
You're not supposed to spit at a german bukkake fest for one!

Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Spit!?
I nearly gagged.




nearly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Thanks me ol' china plate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ohh happy day!
(hopefully this should work)

cake?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yay
my favourite kind, mmmmmmm wank and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# i just bought socks like that
they're the only pair i own.
i don't like socks much.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Prodge likes them
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# yes
but he's got more of a reason to like them.
you know, having a cock and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# But this way they dance
for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# nice anim
for some reason. .. I get the image of the krankies above those legs, but doesn't seem to work...


(steals bandwidth...)
its a bit shit tho
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hahhaha
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)