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Uniform standards were relaxed

I was going to make it loop properly, but I'm
tired and life's too short. You wouldn't care.

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

in out, in out

kick them all about.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

Merry happiness!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

why thankeeeee

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

happy flaming candle day!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

quick get the fire blanket, its caught onto my hair!!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

Day!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

YAY!!!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

Congratulations on being OLD.

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Cae1, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

I'm not old,

I'm mearly more experienced.
And everyone from sexy ladies to potential employers are looking for experience.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

happy having the foresight to sign up to a website day ;)

be here more. I insist.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

^this

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

I am trying

haven't you seen the almost double figure amount of posts I've made the last couple of weeks?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

I've spotted you delurk a few times

but I never know who's being a childish cunt and not speaking to me from day to day ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

i always speak to you

i'll speak to anyone who might inadvertently say something kinky ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

inadvertantly you say?

how very dare you? Over my knee :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

YIPPEE!

*bends over, revealing frilly gym knickers*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)

I say!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)

oh come on

everyone knows i'm a slut ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

Hey I'm the B3ta slut

I shall not be out slutted!

Quick to the pussy wagon.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

well, bury me in a y-shaped coffin!

don't give me your sluttier-than-thou routine! compared to me, you're practically frigid!

*prepares for a slut-off*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

What was that?

Sorry I was busy seeing to the entire cast of the Golden girls.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

pah!

some of us can multitask! i'm pleasuring the entire cast of H.M.S Pinafore and their audience, all while i'm talking to you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

haha, you pair of shameless tramps.

I love you both.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

*wipes mouth*

why, thank you!
*dribbles suspicious white substance*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

why?

what happened now?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

Oh nothing to worry about.

I'll be offending the pious and pompous for a long time to come ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

Jolly good

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

Just cos it was your candle day a few days ago doesnt mean you can get angry at other peoples needless day

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

I'm not angry.

Is that not an accurate description?

I thought it was quite witty ( when Mictoboy or Mongy ( I forget which ) said it before I stole it )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

If they didnt have a candle you'd probably moan at them for being a cheapskate :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

I've never said a word to anyone not donating.

In fact i don't encourage it, especially if you are me and get banned ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

LOLS! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)

are you pompadouring again then?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

You better believe it buddy

I'm importing pomaid from the good old US of A, other hair care products are available.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

hell yeah

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

As seen in such badges as the "Sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths club"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

...is card-carrying member!

100% fact.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)

That doesn't look like pom no matter how much I look at it.

I also don't want to know what it's comprised off in that case.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

the candle?

I think you may be looking in the wrong area.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

PORNAID.

YOU'RE PUTTING PORNAID IN YOUR HAIR!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

that was just a one time deal, it was an accident. I didn't know that it was a german bukkake fest I was walking into, I thought it was a wine bar.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)

How could you even make the mistake?

You're not supposed to spit at a german bukkake fest for one!

Has confused wine bar with wine tasting again

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

Spit!?

I nearly gagged.

_{_nearly}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)

Happy B3taday

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

Thanks me ol' china plate

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

ohh happy day!

(hopefully this should work)

cake?

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weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

Yay

my favourite kind, mmmmmmm wank and shit.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)

i just bought socks like that

they're the only pair i own.
i don't like socks much.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

Prodge likes them

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

yes

but he's got more of a reason to like them.
you know, having a cock and all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

But this way they dance

for the win!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

nice anim

for some reason. .. I get the image of the krankies above those legs, but doesn't seem to work...

(steals bandwidth...)
its a bit shit tho

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

Hahhaha

Nice one :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)