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# And the connection, other than the casting, between the two is...?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Religous conspiracy. Obviously.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Have you read the bible lately?
There's guns everywhere. My favourite bit is where Jesus pops a cap in Judas's ass.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Ahh, yes - The book of Smith & Wesson
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Darn, I must have missed that meeting...
;-)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# The connection is that in movie
moses had this big honkin walking cane he would hold up, and it was then that the superhero called god would give him cool powers like parting the red sea, then when the egyptoids tried driving through after the jews, moses lowered the cane, the power stopped, and pharoah soup.

So the gun is the new power, pop a cap in your arse.
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(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ah, this would be from that new imprint of the Bible
The King Jimmy-I'm-Really-Fucked-Up-On-Hallucinogens version, yes?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# so pretty much all of them
:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)