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Charlton Heston was Moses in the movie The Ten Commandments, and later he campaigned to keep the freedom to bear arms, and was the spokesman for the NRA, the National Rifle Association.

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(Catnipppp, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Fuck yeah! Cowboy Moses!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# needs more





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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Look! Look!
LOOK AT ME!




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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I'm looking



but this better be good



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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Nah....
I've got nothing...



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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# do that thing with the thing
you know, the one where you pull it











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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# * Looks o-o


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha You look funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
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intergalactic lizards taking over the world
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# And he's a total dick.
I saw him in Bowling for Columbine.


Nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Ah, Michael Moore...
such a kindly, unbiased guy.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I make a point of only interviewing people suffering from mental illness
when I want to make a documentary.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Bonus is...
When they want ask for the money, you can say "I already paid you, don't you remember?"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# In fairness I think that was before he was diagnosed with alzheimer's.
He's still no Adam Curtis though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I saw him in Planet of the Apes
He nobbed a monkey, and he liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Dang it
why didn't i put an ape in the crowd, would have been so good.
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(Catnipppp, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Alright, don't go overboard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Is that the follow up to I kissed a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# no, that's "I was marketed well, and you bought it"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Now known as the 'Tatu gambit'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I'd like Bear arms, that would be rad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9399958
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Rumor also states
that he put his vest on.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# woo!






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(sanguine_badger, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# chucklesville
i'll second that emotion:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# rights all round!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH FUCKING HELL!
*clicks like a motherfucker*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i'm liking buff abe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# He abolished sleevery with the right to bare arms
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
look, just because i'm susceptible to almost any man, that doesn't mean i'll put up with punnage like that. you're on thin ice...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
# you owe me a new keyboard ...
... just sneezed beer on it :-D
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ahaha
Loon!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Teh Great Emancipator!
*said in Schwartzenegger voice*
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# And the connection, other than the casting, between the two is...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Religous conspiracy. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Have you read the bible lately?
There's guns everywhere. My favourite bit is where Jesus pops a cap in Judas's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Ahh, yes - The book of Smith & Wesson
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Darn, I must have missed that meeting...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# The connection is that in movie
moses had this big honkin walking cane he would hold up, and it was then that the superhero called god would give him cool powers like parting the red sea, then when the egyptoids tried driving through after the jews, moses lowered the cane, the power stopped, and pharoah soup.

So the gun is the new power, pop a cap in your arse.
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(Catnipppp, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ah, this would be from that new imprint of the Bible
The King Jimmy-I'm-Really-Fucked-Up-On-Hallucinogens version, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# so pretty much all of them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Arms are important, or your hands would just fall on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# needs more dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# everything does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# open the door, get on the floor
everything needs more dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# fuck!
i'm going to have that song in my head all night now, along with an image of bob hoskins dancing with big bertha, the bouncer at the boom boom bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he's been dead for a while...
or has he been moved upstairs to the Illuminati Rifle Association?

Who knows?

Whhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Is that the Real Illuminati Rifle Association or the Provisional Illuminati Rifle Association?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# both and neither
according to the political wing, Xinn Feign
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Wow
Thanks for the heads up. I'd never have known that.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and won a rubber duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# impact
im glorious technicolour too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# looks like Engraver with a bit of inner shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# i don't know which i find funnier;
your trolling of b3ta, this article labelling you anti-semitic or this one claiming you have been added to the
mossad hitlist :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# zut alors!
that's some hilarious hate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# anti-semitic?
can't a man just make endless pictures depicting jews as big bad monsters and not be considered anti-semitic? what's the world coming to? I blame some unseen force I heard about on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# He's not anti-semitic.
Didn't you know those numbers written on people's arms are just early tesco clubcards?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# /whois Catnipppp
*calls Mossad*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I couldn't read that 2nd one, more paragraphs please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# reading that
makes me want to be jewish, just to piss him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# great idea
perhaps mr toasty could make next weeks draw off have a jewish theme
*damnit forgets catnipppppppp is prolly not dees anyways & never enters the compos here :P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# religious superheroes
is still a good image challenge idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ^ agrees
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# note.
In my art, you will occasionally see a 'Z' symbol over a star of David. This simply represents the political movement called Zionism which has co-opted Judaism and uses it as a shield to hide behind. I and rense.com are PRO-Jewish, but extremely ANTI-Zionist. Those who attempt to smear my art as 'anti-semitic' are fools and frauds. The unspeakable, hideous genocidal acts of Zionism and the geopolitical social and economic deception and deceit it uses to con and dupe the masses shall be exposed. I also support organizations like Jews Against Zionism as you can see in my archives. If you have any sincere questions about Zionism and related issues, by all means read the material at any Jews Against Zionism internet site and the archives at rense.com.
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(Catnipppp, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# note.
i couldn't give two fucks, i'm a happy atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I think the first ADL is funnier
It has more pictures and less annoying words like "assassination" in the same sentence as my name.

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(Catnipppp, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# if the weather gets nice again
I'd really appreciate the right to bare arms.

Hmmm maybe there is a link there between God, the weather and T-shirts....

*tinfoil* (under the chin on a deckchair)
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I love the border-line homoerotic light in which you portray your hero figures in your images.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
#
and furthermore
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hehheheh
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)