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# haven't seen fletch since i was a kid
if i pay extra, can i cover your bollocks in marmite and film a goat licking it off?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# whoa now, you're moving too fast for me.
can't we just start with nutella?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# we could
but that won't leave us much time for the essential oils and the tuning fork
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# essential oils?
you mean I've graduated from beef dripping? Please try not to make direct contact with my prostate. kthx.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# you haven't graduated
i've just run out of dripping. don't think for one minute that this means you'll receive preferential treatment, you'll still bend over and take what i have to give, take it like a man.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# agreed.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)