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# ok, someone needs to put this to music
and sing with a glorious cock-a-knee accent

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# where's redsushi when you need him
bah humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond and I went to the St Ives music festival.
In one pub we had a drink in, there was an old gal there strumming an equally old guitar, singing in a good, rough ol' blues way, "I said to him I sure like your key, but yer puttin it in the wrong keyhole ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# maybe he was just channel hopping
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# There'll be no sexual bartar with out tartar
I need it to provide me vip and vim
It'll only be little john without dijon
I would a be a spectacle quite griiiim

You shall be amazed
by the difference made by hollandaise
I'll get the horn, of course,
If you provide the peppercorn sauce

I'll keep you so content
If you lather me in condiiimeeeeeeeennttts
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)