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# Swine Flu, run!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is he up my chimney?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# up your bum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you like it up your chimney
my nipples will explode
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hmmmm explosive nipples.....
*wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# what are you going to do when the chimney falls on you!?
(wasn't that a crappy song from like 10 years ago...)?

edit : this -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-ILQXEMVA
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# the more pertinant question is what she gonna look like with some chutney on her.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Damn sexy, that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# 0_0
.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Free piggy backs man!
get on it!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# "chucking up chutney"
"on a tuppeny whore"

man, they don't write songs like that anymore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *Lambeth walks*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# it's got that ring of cockney musichall certainly :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# "Covered my willy in Piccalilli"
"and she was screamin' out for moreOOoooh I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# "One day as I was walking up Blueberry Hill"
A fair maiden attacked me with Pickle and Dill.
She cried would you do me my fair picillily.
With a hey nonny nonny bibble my willy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# AAAAAynnnnnnnnd III sAAAAAAAIIIIYYYDDD
You can't get me hard without Mustard
It just shrivels and wibbles away
my cock wont fetch up with out Ketchup
you'll be pumping flaccid all daaaayyyy

There will be no passion spent
If you don't lather me in condiment
it's the only way to stay content
to be covered in condimeeeeeeent
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# ok, someone needs to put this to music
and sing with a glorious cock-a-knee accent

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# where's redsushi when you need him
bah humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond and I went to the St Ives music festival.
In one pub we had a drink in, there was an old gal there strumming an equally old guitar, singing in a good, rough ol' blues way, "I said to him I sure like your key, but yer puttin it in the wrong keyhole ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# maybe he was just channel hopping
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# There'll be no sexual bartar with out tartar
I need it to provide me vip and vim
It'll only be little john without dijon
I would a be a spectacle quite griiiim

You shall be amazed
by the difference made by hollandaise
I'll get the horn, of course,
If you provide the peppercorn sauce

I'll keep you so content
If you lather me in condiiimeeeeeeeennttts
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# major pfffft at the cock-ketchup line
We should get ourselves a recording contract with material like this..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# oooiiiiiiii
...grabbed her by the hand
and ran her down to Putney
And by the river there I showed her my enormous chutney

She fell back in a swoon,
All quivering at my preserving
So I took my chance and offed my pants
and set to working with my gerkin

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *chorus*
BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
TRIED TO HAVE A FEEL
BUT SHE WAS FULL OF EELS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This is flipping Novello winning stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# we need fucking andrew lloyd webber, stat
he could make this into a full on musical :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# SEXTCHUP
THE MUSICAL

EDIT: I've booked mark this when my compouter stops being a massive bellended cocksplatter I shall get on to recording this lovely little ditty.

*starts working out chordlings on his ukulele*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You utter star
Give me a shout if you want "Cover artwork" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# fuck yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# well stacked!
noice
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Are you Edward Elric?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# WHAT! you gona look like wid a chimney on it?

EDIT: Fucksocks... someone said that didn't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Holds.
come here lill'fella - I want a few days off work.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Can't you just fake it?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Same thing with this one.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Why fake it when you can have so much fun getting it the proper way?
www.b3ta.com/board/9399733 Look at the smile on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# piggy!!

bacon prices will probably drop..good news
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# pig repellant
will get more expensive....bad news
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# how can you not love pigs ? :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hooray!
I like happy pig
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hurray for piggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# beautiful :D
but this was the beginning of the end for animal farm :(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# the bacons moves!
kill it

and

We love you Jane goody - We'll never forget you.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# she iz in hevn nw wid de ded babby Piglits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# If she gets to heaven it would no longer be a "heaven" for many people.
Jane didn't make it to heaven on the ground alone.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh you'll never get to heaven
In a baked bean tin...
'cos a baked bean tin..
s'got baked beans in!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# thats
bewyteful.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# More intelligent than dogs, I hear.
In fact, right now, I have one in my kitchen, that's very nice, very clean.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROSz9V4FiMU
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# THE PIG FUCKING MOVIE
www.imdb.com/title/tt0072355/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# MOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# god knows what this one was about...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I just love sequences of images that make no fucking sense
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# every T.V. soap ever!
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# A tragic tale of love on the clifftops, sailing, and pig-on-pig hardcore action.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pfft
i love bacon...is that the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This must be a close-up of the insides of Miss Piggy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oh shit

I hadn't realised

*drops pance*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I don't even wear one
*scratches balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *offers comb*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# awww
swine flu is cute

edit/ just noticed the BBC website's first incorrect use of the term "swine fever", a totally different disease
edit2/ and I've got them to change it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hammy bugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# very wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thanksy :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# looks more like boston terrier fever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# haha, now you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hehe!
Jefe Porcina
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ARCHHHHHHH KILLIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)