I said,
'Put the apron on, bab, the fat splashes'll ruin your new stockings.'
And I prefer 'Pardon?' to 'What?'. Far less uncouth.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:19,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32,
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I said,
"You should know by now it's better to sling the tie over your shoulder when you sit on the bog. You remember what happened last time."
What?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40,
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