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# finally fighured out tilt shift ^^

yaay, took me a wile to find out how people do this, but it was worth the trial and error :D

used a low quality snapshot my dad took on a trip last year.
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# You just used a model.
That's cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :'(
you saw right through my trick, i just wanted to be part of the tilit shifters...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# This is a real railway
and that is a real giant

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I believe this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Tube dude
Looks like he's about to eat the train. At least that'd be better excuse than "leaves on the line".
(xixax, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# well
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ewwwww, that paint colour is horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# It's lovely.
Having said that though, I'm going through a very 70s phase. The wife's letting me decorate our bedroom like a 70s shag pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# with rotating round bed???
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I doubt we'll find one/get it through the doorway.
I'm going to just make us an awesome brown and orange velour headboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# and bedbugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Complete with avocado fountain
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Fountain in the bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ^ racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nah, i'm just holding a mirror up to racism
(this seems to be the standard reply when someone is accused of being racist)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Outkast
are looking rough these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I said,
"Put the apron on, bab, the fat splashes'll ruin your new stockings."

And I prefer "Pardon?" to "What?". Far less uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I said,
"You should know by now it's better to sling the tie over your shoulder when you sit on the bog. You remember what happened last time."

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I like the cat food instructions written on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
hadn't seen that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The colours need tweaking a little but that's nice
In other news has anyone seen about North Korea today, classic "You accuse us of doing ballistic missile tests, so we are going to do ballistic missile tests"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Works for me.
'Fae, you're a loud mouthed bitch.'

'WELL FUCK YOU'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You should have just gone
here: tiltshiftmaker.com/

* simples
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ...
yeah i saw that, but i first wanted to do it the hard way... silly me
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You should have gone to spec savers.
Actually....can you get tilt shift glasses?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Do they actually work or just make it look like you have some form of eye deteriation?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I guess both

I don't know if you can buy them, but you can certainly make them. You'll need some extra lenses to put in front of the normal ones, at a slight tilt.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# no clue, ut i saw tilit shift lenses for cameras the other day
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :)
Airplane, Zurich
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# nice 3d feel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# My first viewable attempt at tilt shift ...
(I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)