Outdoors is easy.
Pond, water, leave for a month, add plants and feeesh and let them get on with it.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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I want to get some outdoor fish, but Mrs S
is setting up as a childminder so no can do. It doesn't do to drown the customers
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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just stick a poster of Peppers near the pond
and the kids'll stay clear
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28,
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