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# Double Sixteen!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# extreme darts!
(UTB, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha! You champ.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# SNOEKERNS
is a brilliant word!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I bet Mediocre has some in his fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ikea'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Today is:
1-6 watch snooker. 7 play snooker. Watch snooker online when I get home. Highlight at 11:30ish.

Repeat tomorrow.


I FUCKERN LOOB SNOOFKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# what's your favourite colour of ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I seem to get my highest breaks with the pink and blue balls.
So, purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I bet you really love the pink balls!
I'M INSINUATING YOU PLAY WITH MEN'S TESTICLES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I push balls around with my rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I have wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# do you need the extension?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# and what's that blue dust on the tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You know I was joking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahah yes
I had to go away and find my contact lenses, cos I got to go and play football
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice afternoon for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# aye
although I will be the oldest person there, but also one of the fittest

/young upstarts blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I bet you'll be the prettiest, dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# you betcha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# do you need to use a rest? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Wait. No?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# ... I think you did yourself more credit the first time...
It's certainly nothing to be ashamed of, as long as your control is good. Practice makes perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# let me just chalk the end of it for you
blue suits you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Thaaaanks!
Which reminds me, I should neaten up the tip with some wet and dry before I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# remember to keep one foot on the ground
when you bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Are you coming onto me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# almost......
stay still will you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Wow wont go on a date with me, so you'll have to take me out.
I'll wear a dress, but I wont put a ribbon in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why won't she? She didn't say that.
I'm not sure I fancy your chances against the wife though, he's big and tae kwon do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I know rollerblading and pogo-sticking. I'll take him on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *holds your kebab*
*and your food*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *stumbles to the bar*

EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.

BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bye Samblekins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# and Fae Won't Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# SHE WILL
if given enough sherbet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lemon sherbet?
or nawty sherbet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Lemon
Marching powder has not been had in a good few years, and is responsible for me owing a rather scary chap a couple of grand. It's ok though, he's long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 1
it's the compact brown caravan

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2

it's the two-tone Bakelite vacuum cleaner

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# now, the £25 you won earlier, that's safe...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# and you've still got your BFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# and Bully's special prize!
a speedboat. Now I know you live on the 14th floor of a block of flats in Birmingham...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# but you can have a whizz up and down Gas Street Basin
before they arrest you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# they only showed the speedboat if they lost...
if they won, it was a holiday!
(UTB, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# they had some deal with a company that sold them or something
some mate of Jim Bowen' or the producers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You get nought in this game for two in a bed!

* which was always a shame...

PUBO'CLOCK EVERYBODY PEEPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# haha
what was that clown doing in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# another guy laying on his back launching him with his legs
this:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/1240479831acrobatfail.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# perhaps they had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ah - makes sense now
fail indeed

the original needs a big hole to fall into or a shark appearing from the ground to eat him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yays
Sorry major TJ!

I've been out buying feeesh!

I've got big ones and small ones and fantailed ones and and and other feeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Maidenhead Aquatics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Maidenhead Aquatics
don't have a shop in Maidenhead.

Bastards.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# dead feeeeesh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# they will be soon
if my experiences of fish keeping are anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I worked in a water gardens from the age of 14 to 17 (for a crappy £14 a day)
What I don't know about feeesh you could write on their long flowing poos:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# bah
I'm retrospectively jealous of your ability to keep the little fuckers alive.

I spent hundreds of pounds on fish, plants etc and nothing much stayed alive for long. They all eventually died in one big chemical poisoning event

I could never be bothered with any of the testing and cleaning malarkey, which lets face it is how places like Maidenhead Aquatics make their money
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Outdoors is easy.
Pond, water, leave for a month, add plants and feeesh and let them get on with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I want to get some outdoor fish, but Mrs S
is setting up as a childminder so no can do. It doesn't do to drown the customers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# just stick a poster of Peppers near the pond
and the kids'll stay clear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Liiiiiiive feeeeeeeeesh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# give it time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# see above:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Any chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# No that finished towards the end of the 80's:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# \o/
have you got them a little castle and some weeds and a treasure chest to play in?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Got some plants for them
It's my new garden pondies:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I hope you plan
a fish free wildlife pond too!

Ponds are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Nope
I've put enough plants in the garden to encourage the right sorta guest (members club garden sorta thang).
It needs to establish itself first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Sounds grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# we had a pond
until we realised that two immigrants were living in it dressed as frogmen

now it's full of sump oil and an old welly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# council estate water feature!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# needs more trolley
My pond is alive with tadpoles.

Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# nice
Have an ancient repost:

(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# double-top-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# heh heh....one hundred and EIGHTY:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# What a corker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)