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# remember to keep one foot on the ground
when you bend over
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Are you coming onto me?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# almost......
stay still will you
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Wow wont go on a date with me, so you'll have to take me out.
I'll wear a dress, but I wont put a ribbon in my hair.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why won't she? She didn't say that.
I'm not sure I fancy your chances against the wife though, he's big and tae kwon do.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I know rollerblading and pogo-sticking. I'll take him on.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *holds your kebab*
*and your food*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *stumbles to the bar*

EDIT: SNOOKER FINISHED. DINNER AND SHOWER. THEN GO PLAY SNOOKER.

BYE INTERNET BUDDIES.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bye Samblekins!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# and Fae Won't Go!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# SHE WILL
if given enough sherbet.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lemon sherbet?
or nawty sherbet?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Lemon
Marching powder has not been had in a good few years, and is responsible for me owing a rather scary chap a couple of grand. It's ok though, he's long gone.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)