I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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But think of the lustrous mane...you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.The market is pretty saturated.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Considering what we've just been talking aboutI'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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I suppose it could workegg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.
I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
(I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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