almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome
But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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Oooooh, hark at Richie Rich.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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I wish :(
More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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I don't even have a shower, I've only got a bath.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09,
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Baths can be just as sexy or much more relaxing though
(Maximinimusyou stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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You knows it
I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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o_O
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.
Thanks Jack.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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*phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...
Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I meant a whole night, you can pick her up tomorrow.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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I would never get a baby stoned.
They can't even SAY Jehovah.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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:D
I wish to see more pictures, she's a gorgeouskins.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...
God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat. Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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Actually that's not bad at all, you know.
That's quite a shirt you've got on.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.
Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitard
and hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.
If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.
Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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But think of the lustrous mane...
you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.
The market is pretty saturated.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Considering what we've just been talking about
I'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.
Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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I suppose it could work
egg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.
I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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hahaha
"may contain nuts" :D
Top work as usual sir
(Bobby Bob Bobalso available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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You draw good boythighs, JJ.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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Meat = good.
Regardless of gender :D
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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I owe you a cuddle for that.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49,
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*glees*
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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don't use words containing 'e' in the presence of the comics