OI, you, shitweasel
he's a designer, he doesn't work in the factory.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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I've never had a point, I've got a ladygarden with a well in it.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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Has the well ever had a small boy trapped at the bottom of it?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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Once, but the doctors got him out before he started to decay.
And then there was this one time....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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What?
The man released and album of lute based songs. He is on the cover FONDLING a lute.
He must be stopped.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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He must be stopped.
Oh, vaggy
that doesn't work on normal girls, only the ones you've encountered.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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*comes into the conversation late*
WHERE are you taking Captain Wow and are you using GEL?!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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i have no idea what you just said
I am confused by the reasoning behind your mental-anguish inducing jibe
you are mean
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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you are mean
ah, that
I wasnt implying that - i just assumed that anyone working in the baloon industry has to handle them regularly - oo-err
Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.
Nah, occasionally he goes to do quality checking
but mainly he just sits in his office being stressed.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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I'll see what I can do
you can have my one with the war bee thing on it, that's quite cool.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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are they rubber baloons
or those shaped foil ones you see in gift shops?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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The page cannot be found.
*holds hand in front of face* spit it out.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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Provided it's a big shower.
Don't try it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel room.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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But, JollyTits, hamsters don't shower.
You are a hamster, right?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Only a Hamster if there is ample clevage available.....
...for transport, of course.....
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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especially if it's someone elses room
and you've just entered it by mistake
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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*points to back of head*
almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome
But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I wish :(
More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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You knows it
I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.
Thanks Jack.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Thanks Jack.
It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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*phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...
Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...
Then a good hour and half to your place...
And back...
Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07,
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Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!
You could... have one...
It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
Oh come off it!
Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!
/knows his place and is happy there blog
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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/knows his place and is happy there blog
NOW you're getting inventive!
Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...
resistance is unlikely...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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resistance is unlikely...
I would indeed...
But then again, I am weak of will power.
I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
Happy to.
But my next bash is Derby...
I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
*drives to Ayelsbury*
*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*
*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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*is arrested*
And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
hahaha!
*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*
;)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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;)
Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...
I think it seems a fair tradeoff...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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Lady Doom's tough as old boots...
said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...
And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D
Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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nearly four months...
and big! (6-12 months clothes)
She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)
pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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:) thank you :)
Yours looks like a right sweetie too!
Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
I was 5lb1oz when I was born
and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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*attempts*
HEY!
What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?
*grumps*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35,
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What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?
*grumps*
yay! You beat him!
Cenaris' JJ detector must have ran out of batteries.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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No, since having my haircut I am a 1980s german lesbian.
Curse my barber!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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Was down to my shouder blades and constantly shedding.
Went to barbers to have it trimmed.
Ended up with about four inches of hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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Ended up with about four inches of hair.
You've got a bowl cut?
keep getting it trimmed if you're having it long. It suits you long, so I would. However it's your head.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:03,
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Nah, just hair I suppose, but I haven't had floppy short hair in...well ever.
I'll get a picture if you hang about.
Also getting it trimmed to grow it long? Surely that would be counter productive?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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Also getting it trimmed to grow it long? Surely that would be counter productive?
It'll keep it in good nick
I'm about until 6ish. Picturepicturepicture.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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Before and after
twitpic.com/47nll/full
God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
Actually that's not bad at all, you know.
That's quite a shirt you've got on.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.
Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitard
and hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.
If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.
That and scalp massage.
I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.
Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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But think of the lustrous mane...
you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.
The market is pretty saturated.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Considering what we've just been talking about
I'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.
Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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I suppose it could work
egg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.
I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39,
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I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
I'm quoting blue jam.
Doooownloooooad.
Then you'll understand my sig, too.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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Then you'll understand my sig, too.
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
VIOLATE SEVERAL SECTIONS OF THE HIGHWAY CODE.
I don't remember it word for word, if you've just also quoted. I think you'd like Jam if you haven't encountered it already.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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My one was from Blue Jam I think.
There were a load more of them than in Jam.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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Like I say, I can't remember it word for word
(I am only four.)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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The only ones I can remember now are:
Bad Sex - which is almost entirely stored in my /ac
Serial Killer
TV Lizards and
The Gush
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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Serial Killer
TV Lizards and
The Gush
It made me laugh out loud on a packed commuter train in Hayward's Heath once...
I've never quite forgiven it for that...
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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Ahhh the gush!
By the time he died he weighed less than 20 kilos, that's less than two or three squirrels :D
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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I believe his name was Dean Dorsey.
Where does this shit come from?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I love the "I'M COMING HOME MARTINA. I'M COMING HOME"
*grinding sound and woman screaming*
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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