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# End of day doodle.....
A character design for Sequential Art.

Possibly a squeeze for one Hilary Locke.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe :D
nicely done as ever sir :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# WOLFCOCK
Nice arms and posture
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# OI, you, shitweasel
he's a designer, he doesn't work in the factory.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# pfffft shitweasel :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# pissvole's another good one.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Velcro-face.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Take that back. I'm a girl.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Isn't that the point?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Of me?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Your point is to be taken back?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I've never had a point, I've got a ladygarden with a well in it.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Has the well ever had a small boy trapped at the bottom of it?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Once, but the doctors got him out before he started to decay.
And then there was this one time....
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Phew! As long as he wasn't rescued by Sting...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Sting: Singer, Trudie Shagger, Miscarriage Stopper....
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ...Twat
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fuck you, Nibes.
*hurt*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *sniff*
he told me to say it

*points*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# That's a fire extinguisher, chap.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# but it had such a pretty face
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# That'll be why it's a sticky fire extinguisher, then.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# lute molester
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# BAD mental image.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What?
The man released and album of lute based songs. He is on the cover FONDLING a lute.

He must be stopped.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *shouts into it*
HELLO!

*waits for echo*

*waits*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, vaggy
that doesn't work on normal girls, only the ones you've encountered.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Oh.
And I was SO hoping you weren't normal.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Only vaginally.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *comes into the conversation late*
WHERE are you taking Captain Wow and are you using GEL?!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yes of course I am and no I'm not.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# that sounds like it should be on an engine
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# i have no idea what you just said
I am confused by the reasoning behind your mental-anguish inducing jibe

you are mean
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# MR WOW DOESN'T SMELL OF BAWWOONS
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ah, that
I wasnt implying that - i just assumed that anyone working in the baloon industry has to handle them regularly - oo-err

Just like i smell of polygons and vertices.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Nah, occasionally he goes to do quality checking
but mainly he just sits in his office being stressed.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Can I have a balloon? I'd like one.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'll see what I can do
you can have my one with the war bee thing on it, that's quite cool.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# are they rubber baloons
or those shaped foil ones you see in gift shops?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Rubber, or at least, that's the only type he's ever provided.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It's a date.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# The page cannot be found.
*holds hand in front of face* spit it out.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *edits*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I may have seen that
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nothing like take a shower with someone :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Nothing like it for being terrifying, you mean.
DANGER.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Provided it's a big shower.
Don't try it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel room.....
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# But, JollyTits, hamsters don't shower.
You are a hamster, right?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Only a Hamster if there is ample clevage available.....
...for transport, of course.....
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# especially if it's someone elses room
and you've just entered it by mistake
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *points to back of head*
almost broke this doing exactly that. Sliiiiiidephweeeeebonk*cries*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I have a mahoosive walk in shower, big enough for a foursome
But that would require finding 3 people up for it. Just finding 1 is proving tricky enough ;P
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Oooooh, hark at Richie Rich.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I wish :(
More to do with the rents buying a blank canvas of a house needing a complete interior renovation.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I don't even have a shower, I've only got a bath.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Baths can be just as sexy or much more relaxing though
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# You knows it
I have at least an hour-long one every day. Mmmm, jacuzzi thing and bath pillow and music and incense and cannabis. Nom.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Oh great...
Now I'm going to go hmoe with the raging horn, and Lady Doom is going to be all "here, I'm knackered, you can look after the baby for a while" and I'll feel really inappropriate.

Thanks Jack.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's your fault for babbying her up.
Bring the baby to Aunty Wow's, I'll look after her for a night.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *phones ahead*
Baby's in the car ready to go...

Now it's just a couple of hours until I get home...

Then a good hour and half to your place...

And back...

Then it's time to head out to pick babby up...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I meant a whole night, you can pick her up tomorrow.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Woohoo!
No giving babby spliffs though... that's mummy and daddy's job.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I would never get a baby stoned.
They can't even SAY Jehovah.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# But they can THINK it...
and you can see it in her little eyes...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
I wish to see more pictures, she's a gorgeouskins.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *obliges*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# She's beautiful, you lucky bastard.
*wants one*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Must be Lady Doom's genes at play then!
You could... have one...

It's quite easy to get one if you try hard enough...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I'm not allowed :-(
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oh come off it!
Are you the woman in your relationship? If so it's about time you acted like it and took charge!

/knows his place and is happy there blog
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# What, by piercing all the condoms?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# NOW you're getting inventive!
Or just leap on before he has a chance to reach for them...

resistance is unlikely...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Oh you'd be suprised.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I would indeed...
But then again, I am weak of will power.

I can't even resist a choccy bar with lunch...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# WANT BABBY.
You talk to him.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Happy to.
But my next bash is Derby...

I'm going to have to drive over to Ayelsbury aren't I?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Yes. QUICKLY.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *drives to Ayelsbury*
*Stands in town centre demanding that Captain Wow's manwife get her up the duff*

*is arrested*

And with that... homtime! See you tomorrow for resignation antics!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# See you soon, chapply!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
*points and laughs and ignores impending knackeredness*

;)

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Having witnessed the birth of my firstborn...
I think it seems a fair tradeoff...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# If it was anything like I remember mine, then I have to agree.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Lady Doom's tough as old boots...
said it didn't hurt, it was just a lot of effort...

And the midwife kept making her eat vile orange jelly...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I don't really remember anything apart from excruciating pain and repeated injections of pethidine :D
Lady Doom sounds like a natural. How old's your babby?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nearly four months...
and big! (6-12 months clothes)

She's ace too... pic just up there in the Cap'n Wow convo :)

pethedine sounds a bit useless to me... LD went with nothing but gas and air... She may be a masochist...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Aww, you got a good one! She's beautiful :D
And I wouldn't worry too much about chunkiness, Evan weighed in at 20lb by the time he was 5 months old :) I'm pretty sure that's why he slept so well...

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :) thank you :)
Yours looks like a right sweetie too!

Emmy's quite slim for a baby, but very, very tall. We're happy with her that way though... better too big than too small I'd say!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I was 5lb1oz when I was born
and tiny until I hit puberty. Now look at me.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *attempts*
HEY!

What happened to all the pictures of the pretty lady in your profile?!?

*grumps*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# :D
I got the 'ump.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# inb4cenaris
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yay! You beat him!
Cenaris' JJ detector must have ran out of batteries.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Cenaris can't fap over boy squirrels.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# OR!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Maybe he can, and that's why he's not here.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That's the second person to say boy.
BOY?!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# It was a typo. I meant to write 'Assmaster'.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You know what you are?
One of them.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# No, since having my haircut I am a 1980s german lesbian.
Curse my barber!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# do you look like some of Roxette?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Haircut?
You've had it chopped off?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Was down to my shouder blades and constantly shedding.
Went to barbers to have it trimmed.
Ended up with about four inches of hair.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a bowl cut?
keep getting it trimmed if you're having it long. It suits you long, so I would. However it's your head.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Nah, just hair I suppose, but I haven't had floppy short hair in...well ever.
I'll get a picture if you hang about.

Also getting it trimmed to grow it long? Surely that would be counter productive?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It'll keep it in good nick
I'm about until 6ish. Picturepicturepicture.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Before and after
twitpic.com/47nll/full

God taking photos in a mirror makes you look like such a twat.
Also I was trying to look intentionally grumpy and bearded in the first one, was going to be a self portrait reference.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Actually that's not bad at all, you know.
That's quite a shirt you've got on.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Eh, I think it looked better when it was that length I had it last time I was at the bash.
Plus I can't go to the convention thing someone invited me to as Solid Snake now, stupid no hair.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# you can, just put loads of talcum powder in your hair, wear a unitard
and hump the floor whenever you think anyone can see you.

If you want it to grow quicker (and this is true, it's not just me being stupidly me) orgasm more. There were studies....sometime in the past.... with lighthouse men. When they went home to see their wives for a few months, the rate at which their hair and beards grew was increased.

That and scalp massage.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I doubt I could masturbate more furiously than I do already.
Well okay I could by a lot but I don't think I'd ever get anything done in that case.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# But think of the lustrous mane...
you could be a hair model. A sticky, wanky hair model.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I think quite a lot of people have got hair already.
The market is pretty saturated.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Considering what we've just been talking about
I'd thank you to steer clear of words like 'saturated'.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Isn't that one of the things women are supposed to put in their hair to make it shine or something ridiculous.
Along with slugs, guinness, table salt, the ashes of Pope John Paul II, and cat saliva.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I suppose it could work
egg works, and they're sort of ish the same. Ish.

I'd still rather just use shampoo, though.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
"may contain nuts" :D

Top work as usual sir
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# You draw good boythighs, JJ.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Meat = good.
Regardless of gender :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I owe you a cuddle for that.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# don't use words containing 'e' in the presence of the comics
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yiff!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# SHIT OFF YOUR LEG.
Hello, gorgeous.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You crazy kids and your scat games...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm quoting blue jam.
Doooownloooooad.

Then you'll understand my sig, too.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I feel left out. I might quote Sockeye.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I have no idea what that is.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
Funeral's over! Lets eat!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# DONATE TO CHARITY.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# VIOLATE SEVERAL SECTIONS OF THE HIGHWAY CODE.
I don't remember it word for word, if you've just also quoted. I think you'd like Jam if you haven't encountered it already.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# My one was from Blue Jam I think.
There were a load more of them than in Jam.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Like I say, I can't remember it word for word
(I am only four.)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Make it come out green!
/ac weirdly...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, /ac?!
more feeble grandpa.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Anal Cunt?
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The only ones I can remember now are:
Bad Sex - which is almost entirely stored in my /ac
Serial Killer
TV Lizards and
The Gush
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I hate the Gush, and sort of love it.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It made me laugh out loud on a packed commuter train in Hayward's Heath once...
I've never quite forgiven it for that...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# It sort of frightens me, a bit.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Understandable...
It could happen to any one of us...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ahhh the gush!
By the time he died he weighed less than 20 kilos, that's less than two or three squirrels :D
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# The accent doesn't help, either.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I believe his name was Dean Dorsey.
Where does this shit come from?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Fuck knows. A bad place.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I love the "I'M COMING HOME MARTINA. I'M COMING HOME"
*grinding sound and woman screaming*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I sense pip getting very depressed in the near future :(
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that's not calvin, that's hobbes
nicely drawn, sir!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Lordy. They's some He-Man pants :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Woo
but does this mean that Beckham is now nekkid? This can not be good if this is the case!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# top stuff
awesome as always
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)