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# Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, I have a Twix and a cup of tea
Any good?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# only if you get a funnel and stand on your head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *balances*
Ok, now what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *videos*
You're very flexible, aren't you?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *sighs*
I used to be, I used to be....

May I join in dapperness at Derby - or the female equivalent thereof?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i certainly hope so
after being thoroughly shown up by dave draws this year i'm going to have to really step up my game.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You think you were shown up?
My effort was making sure my t-shirt was fairly clean
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha well i'm not sure i'll be doing anything special for london
i might go for a shirt and waist coat though maybe... trouble with any of that is i need new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I do have some nice new shoes,
but I don't want to wear new things when I'm likely to be drinking heavily
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Wise man, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure where Mr Doom got that from,
But I'm seriously considering it now.

Of course you may - but then you looked very dapper* at the last one!


*or the female equivalent thereof
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I did rather
Maybe this time I shall go for full length evening dress
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I say!
*looks forward to that*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *ponders*
I think I even know which one. Wonder if I can still get into it....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# have you ever cleared a drain?
well it's a bit like that, except instead of drainex, you have tea and instead of a plunger you have a twix.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# If you need a hand, just say, always happy to help :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Actually, if you could just hold _that_
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:35, archived)