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# happy birthday rob
britney got pissed and had (not in the biblical sense) a stripper for her birthday apparantly

woo

maybe a crab suited stripper for you mate?

(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:30, archived)
# or a crab stripper
dressed as a person.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:35, archived)
# These hunky men are crab strippers.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# ROB has just refused
a birthday sausage, from me.
The cheek!
I\ll let him off tho... and make him have it later.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:50, archived)
# did it have a candle in it?
or just meat?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:55, archived)
# just meat.
i think that was the problem. Rob's down wit da vegetables, but not wit da meat.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:57, archived)
# get him some lovely
linda mccartney sausages. or some of those veggie-sticks in breadcrumbs. they're nice...
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 4:58, archived)
# Sausages made of Linda Mccartney?
surely they have meat in?

oh.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 5:00, archived)