Dear Mr Erdbeer
We are in receipt of your letter of 2nd inst. and find it to be a dromedary. Hence we have taken the nearly unusual step of ordering 150cwt of guano for you. If you would be so kind as to have your man take delivery of same by 32rd of June 1903, we would be somewhat grateful.
For any other correspondence please see our colleague Mrs Death.
love,
WIbble, Bibble & Boing
Solicitors
(We are in receipt of your letter of 2nd inst. and find it to be a dromedary. Hence we have taken the nearly unusual step of ordering 150cwt of guano for you. If you would be so kind as to have your man take delivery of same by 32rd of June 1903, we would be somewhat grateful.
For any other correspondence please see our colleague Mrs Death.
love,
WIbble, Bibble & Boing
Solicitors
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