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# lol, cancer.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's not that
I was just picturing some sinister scientist giving a status report to his superior:

Scientist: the test data is back
President: well does it work? are we controlling peoples minds?
Scientist: no, not really but most people living in downtown new york have brain cancer
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Evil scientists seem to be rubbish these days.
No-one builds a mecha-flamesuit and goes on a rampage anymore, like at the start of Lethal Weapon 4.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Times have changed.
Now we're all just manufacturing new strains of flu, you get more panic that way.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# See I like the manufacturing flu strains.
Giant flu strains.

Made of steel.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:31, archived)