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# I know
I tried to follow the advice to move the fucker and had a cuntspaz. There were pointy brackets everywhere like the internet had been hit by a fucking car.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# the point people are making is that you haven't made any changes to the picture
your observation is noted, but it still doesn't change the fact that you have taken up a new thread just by posting a picture you simply found on the internet.

Check the FAQ - it has all sorts of fun-to-learn things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you are just posting a photograph
and making a comment about it because you think it is funny. B3ta does not work like that, we are not flickr. We are for images that you create yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I know
And I apologise. If I delete it, I delete a load of people's chat too, so I shall leave it here and not do it again. That OK?
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Perfect.
WELCORM NEW GUY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# oh yes.
You'll get raped all over again for deleting it. ;)

It's all good fella, we all learn how it works at some point.

I got an ass raping too in my early days.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# This depends on:
1. Who is doing the raping.
2. If the "ass" bit is compulsory

If the answers are: "A troop of dancing girls" and "they could just all gobble you off in a paddling pool full of jelly" then we could be looking at iminent deletion
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# you don't get that in your first year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Shit. At least at Popbitch, they
pretend that everyone gets noshed off by a troupe of dancing girls in a paddling pool full of jelly all the time
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# did you come straight here from popbitch
or did you come by the usual 4chan route?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha neither
I haven't posted on Flapbitch for a good 6 years. Because it's shit. Edit: Or read it either. Because it's shit.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# People come from 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I've been around the better part of 7 years
and I think the best offer I've had was a reacharound from Dixon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# but to be fair
we've all received that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# don't forget to rub butter and jam between your toes and sleep in the anteater enclosure
is the only way to cleanse your sin

edit: i don't want to sound rude. Everyone makes mistake and learns. Don't worry.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# you are learning!
check my profile for some b3taness not in the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)