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# Optimus Prime 'proper cunted' after night out in town
Stupid thingy thing

Bye all. It has been a thoroughly edifying trip out of Lurkerville and I may one day post again (if I can think of anything funnier than counting past 10 without taking my shoes and socks off).

Ta raa.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# A+++++++++++ would read again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# What
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# well. I just don't know what to say
edit 1: you are not making this better
edit 2: that's less worse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I know
I tried to follow the advice to move the fucker and had a cuntspaz. There were pointy brackets everywhere like the internet had been hit by a fucking car.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# the point people are making is that you haven't made any changes to the picture
your observation is noted, but it still doesn't change the fact that you have taken up a new thread just by posting a picture you simply found on the internet.

Check the FAQ - it has all sorts of fun-to-learn things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you are just posting a photograph
and making a comment about it because you think it is funny. B3ta does not work like that, we are not flickr. We are for images that you create yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I know
And I apologise. If I delete it, I delete a load of people's chat too, so I shall leave it here and not do it again. That OK?
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Perfect.
WELCORM NEW GUY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# oh yes.
You'll get raped all over again for deleting it. ;)

It's all good fella, we all learn how it works at some point.

I got an ass raping too in my early days.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# This depends on:
1. Who is doing the raping.
2. If the "ass" bit is compulsory

If the answers are: "A troop of dancing girls" and "they could just all gobble you off in a paddling pool full of jelly" then we could be looking at iminent deletion
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# you don't get that in your first year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Shit. At least at Popbitch, they
pretend that everyone gets noshed off by a troupe of dancing girls in a paddling pool full of jelly all the time
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# did you come straight here from popbitch
or did you come by the usual 4chan route?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha neither
I haven't posted on Flapbitch for a good 6 years. Because it's shit. Edit: Or read it either. Because it's shit.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# People come from 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I've been around the better part of 7 years
and I think the best offer I've had was a reacharound from Dixon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# but to be fair
we've all received that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# don't forget to rub butter and jam between your toes and sleep in the anteater enclosure
is the only way to cleanse your sin

edit: i don't want to sound rude. Everyone makes mistake and learns. Don't worry.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# you are learning!
check my profile for some b3taness not in the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# My my....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Delilah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Why why why....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Gran Tieder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# thats me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# so I've come to expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# It was better when it was a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I am too slow for the internet
I thought nobody had seen that, soz
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# hehehe, nevermind ;)
welcome aboard fella :)

although you may like to host the pic yourself, as leeching from the Sun
(although enjoyable) isn't the best way to host pics :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Yes it is!
^^ Nice observation, would have made a good TOAP though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Done
Had a hairy moment there like the "Message" box was a bloody scrabble board. This may not have gone unnoticed.
(Splather smelled like a caveman's balls on.., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Worry not
You have some lives left ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hehe, top work :)
and stick around fella, it's not all bad here :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# *whispers*
well, apart from *points secretly over there*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# you pointing at me
you raggedy-assed deviant?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAH
genuine lollary!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Rule 1 of b3ta: we always see everything you do

what is that you're wearing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# looks like he has a smashing blouse on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Probably nothing.
Also, you got speedyFPd :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# A frontpage?
Mediocre changed, man. He changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# he's on mod duty tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# RIGHT, THAT'S IT! YOU ARE ALL SOOOOOOOO NAUGHTYBANNED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# haha
go on then - if you nawty step us we'll know you FPd yourself

hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ARE YOU VIMOD?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# You're so gonna to get b&!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# b& in s&
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# It'll be gr&
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# gr8
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Sounds gr&, now give me your h&
and I shall take you to a magical l&!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# What time is it?
I must have shiftlag
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Shut up you cr&!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Gay>Dayshifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# haha. That made me do a right old LOL
but for all the wrong reasons. Are you going blind or has your mother sold your hands so that she can still feed you?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Not my picture,
it was Discomeats I believe, I just quickly animated it. That is why I prefer the gayshift, skills mean shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Oohhh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# You been promoted to mod then eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Pffft whyioughta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# well deserved!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# ^ fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# See? This is my chuffed face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# *squeezes medi's cheeks*
AIN'T HE GORJUSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# cheers

And thanks all for clicking. Rarely seem to reach the popular page at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I want to know what the catch is!
Nothing FP'd since Friday, there is a slew of popular images since then but nothing makes the fp ( as is often the case weekend ) and all of a sudden Mystery Bob has a thing for cows and you get an FP! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# he must have something against ginger cows then
www.b3ta.com/board/9411222
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# what the fuck does your username mean?
edit: ooh - that Kate Garraway pic again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# it's a long story. It all started...
but then I started using this other account, instead of my original one (your watch is), to save until 5K. Only that my computer broke down, so I couldn't make any celebratory picture for a while and and kept using this account instead. And now I'm not really bothered to go back or change names.

But you should check nose bondage instead.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# gah!
neato.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# i have it printed on a t-shirt as well
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I think that
it would take effort and reading more than the images on screen for him to FP anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Don't ask me.

I often post things of which I think should at least make the popular page, and then all of a sudden, a smeary image of a cock island gets FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Rule one of b3ta is that you have to be naked to view it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I always get rule one and two mixed up

iiiinnn da mix!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# A+++++ Would criticise again
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Heheh, this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
please tell me it is permanently side-boob hour in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# THIS Side boob?
yeah, is that doing it for ya?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Well it shoudln't,
because that's my sideboob :D New FG and AD! tonight :D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# whaaa?

new family guy?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# What seems to be the confusion Mr Prodge?
Aye, in Merkinland.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# New FG and AD! tonight..need details :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Well there is a new episode of Family Guy tonight,
and a new episode of American Dad tonight. In Merka.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# booo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Easily downloaded fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# People still download video?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah,
why wouldn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Streaming.
I couldn't give a fuck about quality, and I don't see the need to waste hdd space.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ah I see.
Well I watch so many things, I like just logging onto eztv, clicking the links and watching them when I can later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# oh boy!
you've been working out

rrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# jaffa cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Richard has them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Don't throw them on the floor, you tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# There needs to be more RS on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I've never felt a pony when I am sweating
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k61AN4fynDM
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# bwahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hello lovely
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# not bad :)
most of the swelling has gone down and i'm not too bloaty. i can actually stand up now without making noises like an arthritic hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# so the back firing has calmed down?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# yup
almost ruptured myself watching family guy last night, it was so funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# LOOK WHAT THIS CHAP HAS FOUND ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I CANNOT POSSIBLY FATHOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Brian Potter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Elton John
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# did part of this thread get deleted?
I had a funny reply n everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# possibly.
I made a cuntish reply which I immediately retracted. Not immediately enough it would appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# haha
that's not like you Pasanonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# No, we need photoshop.
Try again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Nice effort, but I beg to differ
this is a message board for images you've made yourself, preferrably altered in a funny way. Or at least in a mediocre way.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# nooooooo
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Wait.... That's wrong?
Ah damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# sort of
could be worse At least the goose is alive.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sun 3 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# shit!
I got /links-rolled :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I think he's just going for an underarm throw of that duck
as it's like trying to throw a lark boulder to a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i.... er.....
wh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 May 2009, 19:22, archived)