this calls for birthday cakehe is clearly farting his candles out, as blowing them with his mouth would result in a jet of water and soggy cake, which nobody wants.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 May 2009, 23:28,
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I fear that water jets might emerge from both ends. [/;-DPerhaps I should portray him as just lazy and of no help at all.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 May 2009, 23:32,
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maybehe could just be lying there, waiting for them to feed him tasty treats. or they could be having a picnic, he'd look good relaxing on a tartan blanket
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Sun 3 May 2009, 23:34,
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