As he's already a giant cunt,
having a cock would make him a hermaphrodite.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38,
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this would be good
as he would then be able to go fuck himself and would have no reason to leave his house.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45,
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