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# WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's the title of your new poetry anthology, isn't it?
Still, can't blame you for blatant plugging in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# it'll be a bestseller!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Buy WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS, everyone!
Poor Shada shouldn't have to work in that 24-hour garage forever, he's got T-A-L-E-N-T.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ode to the Wobbly Rocket Penis
Blasting to the sky, and into the beyond
Goes Wobbly Rocket Penis, my best friend
With him my happiness knows no end
Because I do love a big cock.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's a poem about the decline of the world economy and the ever increasing threat of influenza strains
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Not to mention the subtle subtext of a profound and abiding love for big cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh man, how did you spot that?
I tried to keep that as hidden as I could
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *Taps side of nose*
*Tries to look knowing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:31, archived)