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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Is this a tshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# not yet, it would need a lot more work first
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# sewing and thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Or underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# that would be awesome actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# i would buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 4 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That's the title of your new poetry anthology, isn't it?
Still, can't blame you for blatant plugging in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# it'll be a bestseller!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Buy WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS, everyone!
Poor Shada shouldn't have to work in that 24-hour garage forever, he's got T-A-L-E-N-T.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ode to the Wobbly Rocket Penis
Blasting to the sky, and into the beyond
Goes Wobbly Rocket Penis, my best friend
With him my happiness knows no end
Because I do love a big cock.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's a poem about the decline of the world economy and the ever increasing threat of influenza strains
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Not to mention the subtle subtext of a profound and abiding love for big cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh man, how did you spot that?
I tried to keep that as hidden as I could
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *Taps side of nose*
*Tries to look knowing*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# TAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Penetrate the ground hard with a nuclear missile
t-shirt it now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# i'm having trouble with the yellows on the bomb. i'm trying to shade them but its just ends up looking dirty
hmmm


www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I think you should make the rocket out of straight lines before you try colouring
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# perhaps. i like wobbly lines though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# uh...
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# i've no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# If you're trying to sell stuff to people it makes sense to make it, you know, actually look pleasing to the eye.
Not trying to be a dick here, but it just looks like you have massive shaky hands going all over the place when you try to draw a line
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I personally think that it looks better less perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# this one isn't really intended for t-shirting, but i appreciate the advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I have a T Shirt but people
don't like it.

:(

I wear it when I'm by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha
a tshirt of shame, for times when you are alone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Shouldn't they be slightly dirty?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
Good stuff, Mr O' B.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Ka-bloody-boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha.
Two words: Nuclear fucking Weapons! OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# john wayne isn't dead, he's frozen in ice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# That's decided, then. The crucial b3ta bloc vote sez:
SACK TRIDENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:08, archived)