We've been married a while...
I'd probably just get a patronizing pat on the head.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 May 2009, 19:18,
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She doesn't spit in your hair? Man, you're lucky.
I'm not even sure if it was spit.
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Ttssattsr,
Mon 4 May 2009, 19:21,
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