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I'm sure I'll survive.

As soon as I'm ready I'll announce myself as free on facebook and watch the dates trickle in.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

If I announce I'm single my friends list empties overnight :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

You've seen you, right?

OH for goodness sake. The amount of fit lads that have no idea. Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

We are all hideous trolls

who need to be told otherwise. ( well most, not me of course. I know I look like an angry mental patient ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

This is 100% scientific fact

Although I am a hideous troll and no amount of telling otherwise will convince me of that.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

I've seen loads of mentals

and NONE of them look like you.

There's nowt wrong with you either. B3tan chaps are quite tasty, as it goes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

I may need that in writing and witnessed by two signatories. ;)

I'm off for a cancer stick.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

I would be, but I've run out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Do I look like a mental?

http://b3ta.com/board/9249755

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

I have that same outfit

You'll need to warn me if you're going to any bashes so we don't turn up in the same thing.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

PHWOAR

That's a fucking lovely mask. Yum.

*has a thing about masks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Bah I was going to post the image of me wearing mine all Stella Artoisey but I can't find it.

EDIT: No, found it.
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/soviet-a-go-go.jpg

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

*cries inside*

took 4 years of singledom before I realised I look like a gonky little chud :(

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Of course I've seen me

75% of my free time is spent infront of the mirror looking at myself, the other 25% is spent on b3ta looking at cell shadings of myself.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Good boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

I should have added in my reply above...

"you do know who you are talking to, right?" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

You should have, but now it's too late.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

its never too late with the patented Time Machine TM

also answers to the name of :edit:

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

NO NO NO NO

don't give him ideas, I don't want to travel for hours just to kick him in the shoulder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Maybe that was the problem.

Perhaps you should invest in a one way mirror and place your girlfriend or significant other on the other side so it looks like you are paying them attention when actually you're not.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Damn it thats where I went wrong

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)