lies!
old people forget to ask for i.d, that's why they're so easy to rob!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2009, 13:07,
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er yeh, I'm like, erm, from the water board innit
er yeh I need to check your taps in the kitchen while my mate checks them upstairs
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12,
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oh, alright young man
would you like a cup of tea and a digestive?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14,
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