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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Spaaaaaaaaaaang!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Do you have any brochures?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Is that cos you just like getting post?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# no its cos I have an oldie I need disposing of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# We've got this round the back which may be more to your needs...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Is it watertight?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hmm
all I need to do is remove the limbs. hmmmm

It's a deal!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# SOLUTION:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I like it
and to prove it - I'll click!


Are the rumours true that the FP is moving to 700px wide?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# God i hope not, it was bad enough with the move to 400. Its fine as it is for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# It's absolutely ridiculous
in an era where nobody but nobody uses a screen resolution under 800x600 not to use the available space.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yes but only to increase the sales of the new B3ta monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha
topical
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yay!
I know that pic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# and still with 50KB limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what 50kb limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Back when I were a lad
there was a 50kb limit on images
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# those were t'days
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# and we had to use Melbourne Draw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# or
DPaint
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# correct answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I also heard that the Magic Donkey has been found in a Magic Donkey Sanctuary just outside Bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# not if the 700px wide Resident's Association have anything to do about it
they've already organised a jumble sale
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm composing a very strongly worded letter to the Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Send it to the Guardian, they may be able to understand it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# You spelt Grauniad wrong.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha quite so :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# see what I did there, I came in with a big spoiler to tell everyone that I got the joke,
I'm such an attention whore.

And I'm in danger of falling of the stats board. and I'm bored.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# you could always draw me a dragon
for my impending candleday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I was thinking about it, more specifically, i was thinking about the caption
and whether I was going to get away with "can I cum in you now?"

Then I decided it wasn't the best idea, so i elected to be miserable for a few minutes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# aaaawwww
i'd hug you, but i'm not allowed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# staples out on friday :)
i can't wait for a good scratch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# why do i have a mental picture of you
with your foot scratching frantically at your ear?

and what do I do about the massive boner I now have?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# you've been reading
too much of jj's stuff, you closet furry! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I am furry, not I am a furry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# shave!
i like my men smooth with a capital smoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I also heard that B3ta may get bought out by 4Chan
there could be redundancies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# But I don't want to be a racist pedo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# its a recession - take all you can get!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# on the plus side
there'd be even more fail pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Don't knock it til you've tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# But I love children of all races
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# first I've heard of it
who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Freebs just did... up there...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# you've been paying attention
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I did about 10 minutes ago
thought I'd try and provoke a reaction
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# oh ok then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Carehome you say? - nice one, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# lies!
old people forget to ask for i.d, that's why they're so easy to rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# er yeh, I'm like, erm, from the water board innit
er yeh I need to check your taps in the kitchen while my mate checks them upstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# oh, alright young man
would you like a cup of tea and a digestive?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# yeh - 12 sugars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# this won't come out of my pension, will it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd best check - give me your book
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
I almost used that top pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
Joe Pasquale!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Nicely, sir...
also: 'Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *waves a quick hello*
Once again, sir, you have joined at the auspicious moment when the pile of work next to me threatens to topple over and kill me at my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Pfft!
Needs more prostitutes to be a whorehouse....

Damn this dyslexia....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:13, archived)