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# Oooooh, she's going to die.
She's also wearing my boots, the cheeky cow.

I want an original series uniform just like this, except not red. Blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ha! you'll be dead before you leave the house
/curse of the blue shirts

edit: oops, I'm rusty

* Yellow-shirt crewperson deaths: 6 (10%)
* Blue-Shirt crewperson deaths: 5 (8 %)
* Engineering smock crewperson deaths: 4
* Red-Shirt crewperson deaths: 43 (73%)

as you were Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# It's the redshirts in the original series!
edit: see, nobody hates us science guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Always the red
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# The gold one always looks like someone has puked bile all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It's not worth it to be command
I'll stick to science.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I would be in engineering, so I can play with all the weapons and turn the life support off for a laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Red shirt it is for you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I am not going down to any bastard planet
also *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *hug* lo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# That needs to be delivered in a broad west-country accent for full effect....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That, I can do sir :D
3 years in the west country meant I could perfect it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Don't they always end up getting infected by horrid things?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Not aaaaaalways
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# oh, they usually pull through.
But not until after they've;
A) Developed a nasty rash.
B) Mutated into a monster.
C) Birthed something.
D) All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Sometimes people just get a bit sexy.
Natasha Yar raping Data, frinstance.

Obviously we're not in the original series any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I don't remember THAT.
Always more of a DS9/Voyager chap, anyway.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# TNG S1 E3
:D

It's a funny one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Surely - 'fellow actors respect for the genius that is William Shatner?'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Remember how much I love him, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# yeah, ok...







Chris Pine ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# BILL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :D
works every time...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *bottom lip wibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *snogs it better*
Phwoar!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *straightens jacket*
I haven't lost it....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *shakily sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Waiter! *clicks fingers*
More Champagne for the Lady, please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D you're such a smooth operator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Well, my dear, I like to think I have my... *trips over chair*
&**}^%@$£$£!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# :D That's my boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I am waiting for his eyes to pop out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# You are Cap'n 'Bones' McWow
AICMFP

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# :D
*hug* hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:08, archived)