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# DON'T FUCKING SAY HE ISN'T
DON'T FUCKING SAY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE AMERICAN ONE

Edit: Dude sorry to unload on you, I have kind of a personal problem. It's to do with a title I bought from my neighbour's brother-in-law, Alan, who works in an art supply store.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Ok this won't be the first time I've had to clean up after someone else
I can help you at a cut price here - it's the least I can do to make sure you choose me as your quality supplier in the future.

The above picture will be titled "FEBRILE QUARTZ JOLT"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
# I don't know, I don't know what do to, I'm so confused.
Alan said this one should be called "BUMWEE". When I said I didn't like it he got angry and shouted. I know it's not very PC but he's got a special shoe and I was frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Don't forget that it's your money and your decision on who to give it to.
If Alan is getting your money through intimidation then you are not on the path to success.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I don't know gronkpan
It sounds right what you're saying, and your title for this one was better than BUMWEE. But I need to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:46, archived)
# THAT WOULD ALSO BE A GOOD NAME FOR AN ENERGY DRINK I SHOULD THINK
 
ONE MADE WITH METH, PISS AND GRIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:52, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
PISS AND GRIT: LESS CHALLENGING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:53, archived)
# the meth is what gives it the "jolt".
 
FOR TODAY'S BUSY BUTTPROSTITUTE ON THE GO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I think we could also market this as some sort of dieting product for fatbuttprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
# DRINKING PISS HAS MANY HEALTHFUL BENEFITS FOR YOUNG AND OLD
 
GRIT ALSO AIDS THE DIGESTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Maybe it could be an offshoot of the internationally recognised cat piss brand
Martin Short would have to dress up as Uhura to advertise it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Guys guys we're still healing after the Braff incident
are we really ready for another celebrity endorsement?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:17, archived)
# Martin Short has worked with us before
there's a lot of goodwill there and I'm confident it won't be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Ok, that's good enough for me.
We need to move past the Brafftastrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 May 2009, 6:23, archived)