Go on now, beau!get me a straw
this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
(this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38,
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But I can't get to the vermouthdue to your enormous fucking knees!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38,
archived)
\o/and now you're back
With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
(With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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You've never even met MagritteYou can't have done, you're twenty-three
And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
(And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
archived)
I'm on the phoneYou're on the floor
and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
(and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50,
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