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# Hurrah!
we are back




HOW DO YOU REGISTER FOR THE B3TA BUNKER???
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ...from outer space,
I just logged in to find you here with that mong look upon your face...
;)

morning!

come on folks, where are the 'I survived the 6 hour downtime' profile badges?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I should have got the sink unblocked
I should have made you test your wee
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back with massive knees...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# We're not exactly Benny and Bjorn, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# We're at least 78% better.
The Great Architect & The Littlest Pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# There's a ship that keeps on calling me
On the sea, that's where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I meet a new wench
Can't stay for long, bring me some ale and my thirst I'll quench (edited )
Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow I'll just keep sailing on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# *dances*
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Edited to make more sense now
Unless you have a particular affiliation with benches
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I do like to sit down. I'm ever so good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# where will I sit now?
OH THE CRUEL IRONY...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I am flailing
I am flailing
On porridge water
To be near you
To smoke weed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This is ace
but less of the failing, you. You know more than some others how bloody WIN I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# it was intially "flailing"
i am now listening the Rod. \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i have ceased listening to the Rod
that is not one of his better songs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# He annoys me.
I like his voice, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Maggie May ftw
esp. the mandolin intro.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Didn't John Peel play the mandolin on that?
I may be mistaken...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I think he sat and thumbed at the sings of an instrument
on top of the pops once... not sure he played it on the original
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# maggie may is ace.
and handbags and gladrags. but i prefer the stereophonics version

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *throws the first thing which comes to hand*
can I have my keyboard back please...

how did I type that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Go on now, beau!
get me a straw
this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# But I can't get to the vermouth
due to your enormous fucking knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# \o/
and now you're back
With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You've never even met Magritte
You can't have done, you're twenty-three
And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm on the phone
You're on the floor
and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I like this version
More please...
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# We're still going!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I don't think I can have survived
it's all very dark still
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# haha, morning fella! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ning Archie!
Just passing through - shan't be around for the next few days as I'm off to attend the All Tomorrows Parties festival at Butlins. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# can i have an i didn't notice b3ta was broke because i wasn't logged on badge please ?
good morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Morning, lovelybritches!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# good morning sexy pants
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# guten tag!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# \o/
I think pictureless posts are ok when the last thread was posted over 8 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I'm wondering why no-one's got a pic to post,
I know the compos crap, but honestly...

goes off to rectify this situation
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I was confused at first as I assumed it had come back ages ago
and I wondered why nobody was talking about it.

THEN THE PENNY DROPPED! I was first! That makes me some kind of hero. In my starstruck mood I simply posted as a way of saying I EXIST!! Then I thought I'd better pic a picture in it too. So Q&D it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Q&D might be the name of my legal Nevada brothel, if I ever run one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# run an illegal one instead
it'll be more fun hiding from the Sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Noooo I want to run one of those legal pussy ranches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# would all the girls be lined up with a price list attached?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Lucky begger that gets to operate the pricing gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
the manky ones will be covered in bright yellow REDUCED TO CLEAR stickers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# They'd be lined up...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha
tooting their tits off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# was there a fire???!!!
OMG!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# don't be fooled, it's just a mirage.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# gah
ning b3ta

who would like to help me fix my pc (corrupt hal.dll on boot) given that I have neither a) original XP CD or b) another pc running XP

gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I have no idea how to help you, but I hope it goes ok.
Ning Nibblypig *pats face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hello!
yes, it has been rubbish so far

yesterday I had a bill for £12k
today my comupter's fucked
I expect tomorrow someone will steal my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Fucking hell. *protects your feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and on again?
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# oh yes, I have had two hours of that so far
this is the first time that hasn't worked
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hmmm
have you tried posting your problem on less flippant message boards?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha
no, because nobody is cleverer than b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# then what are you talking to us on?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# my girlfriend's pc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My girlfriend is PC too, but don't worry
after a while you should be able to convince her that taking it up the arse is perfectly acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Well, I'm not getting any, so I'm not even going to give my normal advice when it comes to OS.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# He's talking to us purely by the power of love alone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# get an XP CD from a friend
go to recovery console
type bootcfg /rebuild
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# this is what I'm thinking
*torrents*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# what did you think you were doing, dave?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# oh man, that never gets old
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# fools seldom differ :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Corrupt HAL.dll?
I can't let you fix that, Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# have you tried installing emule, borrowing a copy of XP
and installing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ta
I've been looking at all that

seems you can't do anything without the CD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# noone round about to burnor give you
a disc? ... you could download an Ubuntu live system onto a pendrive and then get a bit torrent of the xp disc... then burn that onto CD
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Shitting in the CD drive, right click explore and investigate your poop?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# try
shanegfowler.wordpress.com/2007/01/10/missing-haldll-error-corrupt-bootini-file-quick-fix/

www.troublefixers.com/how-to-fix-haldll-is-missing-or-corrupt-in-windows/

but bad news i doesn't look fixable without a upgrade or full cd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# oooh
that was scary
nings all
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I miss all the cool stuff that happens
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# YAY THE INTERNET IS ALIVE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# ALIVE I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Now off to get my dissertation bound and then to the pub! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# good plan!
*jacks in job*
*goes to pub*
*loses family*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# good plan
congratumalations - welcome back to the world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# You can't.
Sign ups to the bunker are limited to those people who can elbow their tell from their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# GODDAMN MY SHITTY ARMS AND HINGED HIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45, archived)