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# I try not to interest myself with their backsides too much
That's not wrong is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# The cat'll think it is.
Many a time have I had a cat's bottom thrust in my face because I obviously was being cruel, only paying attention to the pretty end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# No, they just like shoving their arse in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Everyone does...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# They do it to everyone
Worse when you wake up and see a cats arse staring at you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I used to get my nose tongued.
Or my teeth, or my eyes. Sometimes, for good measure, they'd burp or yawn in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Awwww they loved you :)
It was mostly are old cat Jim just sitting on you and then clawing the hell out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Oh, Patch used to beat the shit out of me
but she was horrible to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I once house-sat a cat that dribbled on your face to wake you up...
That wasn't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Very loving though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Well, some training will be required in that case. ;-)
/pushing jelly up a hill blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D I shall try and sew you some CatPants if you get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# With cats that tends to be all you see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Is this some special breed of ArseCat?
All previous family cats haven't displayed this proclivity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Maybe it is just you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pretty rubbish super-power if so...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# On long winter nights I liked to amuse myself by blowing at my cat's arse and watching its anus pucker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# The evenings must just fly by....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)