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# Dog owners sometimes get to play this game

although they don't always take pics or...put the sequence up on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dogs anus?

How are you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I just went to reply and spilled tea on my teeshirt :(
I guess it is now a TEASHIRT LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Nah, just a stained ruined t-shirt!
LOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hello
Getting more tired all the time, even though I'm basically doing next to nothing :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I get that, I am tired at the moment and thinking of having a late one tonight
As I have sod all to do tomorrow, well I do, I just don't want to do it. SORT YOUR SELF OUT STUFF, I CAN'T BE FUCKED TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# much better today


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Thats good, they given you some new pills?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Nah,
Sanatogen has kicked in!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Another GAZ from catnipppp to me :)
Ok, I will take your word for it, but after all the abuse I have received forgive me if I seem wary.

Check this out and tell me what you think
www.chycho.com/?q=Chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah, he gazzed me with another youtube link about an hour ago

told him to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I have shin splints... they hurt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Nasty :S
My knee cap was popping in and out again today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :(
Those scuppered my fitness regime a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# the bastards!!
I'm going to rest them for this weekend and then get back at it next week. I have to drop some poundage for my bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Same here.
The bikini thing, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Doggy bumbums


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haa!
that is a prize expression :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ahhhh, scent gland fluid draining, yes?
Involves massaging the rectum, if I remember correctly.

I have never done this to anything that isn't a human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# pretty much, yes
me neither. but I know people who work in the veterinary field. it's one of the perks.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I don't know any vets.
I don't know how I know this, actually.

That's a bit worrying. Dog anus trivia for no reason. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The last time we took one of are dogs, about 10 years ago now (they are now all dead), the vet did it with out any gloves on
It is good if it ends up shooting out and they get covered in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# 'the vet did it with out any gloves on'
O_o


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I wonder if he then later went to KFC?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I've heard that's what you do after fingering pooches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Probably makes it taste better
Although I do hearts me KFC, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# KFC Gravy....
Ohhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# KFC Biscuits
Oh man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Not over here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Not here either... not anymore.
I had to get my fix in the US.. :(

In Germany they also stopped selling mash and gravy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# They don't sell mash here either.
GITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The coleslaw is NOM though,.
In the UK do they sell chicken pieces in hot n spicy as well as original?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They do.
I'm frightened of spicy chicken after JPG's wings though. Although it is fun remembering Tom trying to eat them with a knife and fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# haha
He's such a toff.

I LOVE da spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# He had cuts all over his hands.
I think he got into a duel with a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Shitty hedges.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Like there's any other kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# The 'Volcanic' wings at Bodean's
are truly special.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ouchie hot, they were
I went all red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# No, these are the next ones 'up' the scale....
We had the medium ones...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D I'm such a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Oh god no.....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It's so niiiice!
I think it's because it's 50% MSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Mouldy, Sour Giblets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I used to work in KFC
TRUE DIXON FACT #34

edit: ooh, linky magic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I have never worked in a fast food outlet
or any other food outlet.

CAPTAIN TITBIT #45
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You're a lucky girl
#lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I have worked in telesales though
so not that lucky.


Yes, #telesales
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
You silly, you made me office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :D we've all paid our dues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# McDonald's for my sins.
It was a long time ago, and not a million miles from Dix, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I worked at a fast food outlet at a themed park
When I first moved to the shires, It's something I don't ever want to repeat. Unlimited free slush puppies was a bonus though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# oh yes, just a tissue and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# My dog had it done the other month!
Not a pleasant smell!!

I just flinched then remembering it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# memories?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahha.... "Dogse"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I found this in my gland
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oh dear lord....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# You are boking at that and you want a cat O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I try not to interest myself with their backsides too much
That's not wrong is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# The cat'll think it is.
Many a time have I had a cat's bottom thrust in my face because I obviously was being cruel, only paying attention to the pretty end.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# No, they just like shoving their arse in your face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Everyone does...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# They do it to everyone
Worse when you wake up and see a cats arse staring at you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I used to get my nose tongued.
Or my teeth, or my eyes. Sometimes, for good measure, they'd burp or yawn in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Awwww they loved you :)
It was mostly are old cat Jim just sitting on you and then clawing the hell out of you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Oh, Patch used to beat the shit out of me
but she was horrible to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I once house-sat a cat that dribbled on your face to wake you up...
That wasn't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Very loving though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Well, some training will be required in that case. ;-)
/pushing jelly up a hill blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D I shall try and sew you some CatPants if you get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# With cats that tends to be all you see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Is this some special breed of ArseCat?
All previous family cats haven't displayed this proclivity.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Maybe it is just you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pretty rubbish super-power if so...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# On long winter nights I liked to amuse myself by blowing at my cat's arse and watching its anus pucker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# The evenings must just fly by....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:35, archived)