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# doing anything sepecial for your b3taday tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Blimey
I'll probably shit treacle
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# i don't want any dessert round yours then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I have had dessert at Dutchbird's house once. It was a chocolate fountain.
True story. Not even a euphemism.

Well, a bit of a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# which hepititis did you contract? B or C?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hepatitis XXX
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ah, australian blood-poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# beaks
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hepatitis W.
They call it "The Dutch Custard".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Have you seen my fez?
I've looked thorugh my box of hats and it's not in there
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Everything in my big bag of hats is obscured by the enormous Jeff Lynn wig.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# eyethangyou
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's a woman on the television who set her kitchen on fire cooking in her sleep.
She looks like the sort of woman that would do that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# would you trust her
to choose a holiday destination for you?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# It would probably be Melton Mowbray.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I am holidaying in Cool Town this year
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# There's no return tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# suits me
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hang on. I have been being creative.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't know what is happy about it
she has broken the Internet on more than one occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# She weighs 333lbs.
The woman that cooks in her sleep, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# 333lbs
that sounds lucky for some reason.

except for her kitchen that is.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# And her husband.
She was banging on about being "66 years old and I can't take being this size any more", to which the only honest answer you can give is, "in all honesty, you're a little lucky to have made it to that age".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HUP!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hup! Holland! Hup!
Laat de leeuw niet in z'n hempje staan!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# "Z'n", hmm?
Couldn't have put it better myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# as in
zijn
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Are you shitting treacle yet?
*readies bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)