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# The big bad wolf dude is unimpressed
'Hey superpooper I bet you can't eat as many of those really hot peperamis as I can' Says the wolf type guy.

'Well of course not, they play hell with my piles, but big tooth guy can eat 30 of them' Says superpooper on his way to the lav.

Big Bad wolf dude and tooth guy's eyes meet with a lust unknown in super hero history.

'Gee That's mighty impressive tooth dude' says the big bad wolf dude 'that's 2 more than I can handle'

'Tooth man chomp' says toothman and they kiss long and passionately, even with his strange 3 foot tooth, tooth guy is an incredible kisser. And they go at it like a pair of ferrets in a trouser leg
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
# After 3 hours of dry humping our heros go for the final battle with Blingo Dukes
Blingo is on the swings and Big bad wolf dude pounces on him holding him firmly on the ground. superpooper then shits on his face, and big tooth guy starts wanking all over the really big shit.

Blingo suphocates and victory is assured. Our new team of super heros then walk off into the sunset holding hands because they are all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:18, archived)
# There's always room for a little bit of arson.
Plus, if the barman is one of those jerks who knows every fact on earth, he should be placed on a spike while everyone has martinis around him as he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39, archived)