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# hahbhaeatlehasBEATLEShahahseltaeBhaha.
Awesome :)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hmm
That reminds me of something i was told yesterday when i went to see my doctor (robin). I needed help with my eyes so he held up a picture and said "tell me what you see" and i said i saw a yellow submarine and he said "i want to tell you to lay off the drugs" and i hadnt even told him i was on drugs, which i thought was amazing. Maybe i'm amaazed too easily but my life is going nowhere man and unless things come together soon i'll have to end it all because my girlfriend's been cheating on me. She's been seeing another girl (a black bird called sexy sadie) and there's no fixing a hole in my heart. For a time i was getting better with a little help from my friends but now i'm so tired and i'm starting to wonder if maybe happiness is a warm gun sunk in goo.

The End.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Woah. Cheating is one thing but cheating with a girl is another.
I think you should get a new hoe.
Or move to somewhere different.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Are you subtly trying to force me into tending an octopus' garden?
Wouldn't my hoe get rusty?
Oh.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is EPIC
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# EIGHTEEN
It's all a conspiracy.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:32, archived)