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# Oh, she's left Peter?
I like him, good. He seems like a lovely chap.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# He's obviously no longer
box office material on the living channel or whoever owns them nowadays.

I expect she'll marry jack Tweed next. Oh boy the leech rags and living could have a field day with that one. For a few years.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I can hear the kerching-kerching-kerching already
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# oh fuckinell
perhaps Peter will marry him
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# If you had to have a celebrity wife, who would it be?
That woman? Ohhhh. You know. Her with the name and the curly hair. She's a bit black but not much, I think.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# whatsherface?
the american wummin, her?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I think she's English.
He knows who I mean. Gamine lady.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I dunno then
I don't know anyone
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# He will.
Come on, Hey Nonny Nonic.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
Thandie Newton.

It's not only her beauty. She's well educated and well spoken. That means a massive amount when choosing someone you can't avoid conversations with.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# THAT'S THE ONE.
So yes, her, then?
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# ooh pretty
but too skinny
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# That's my thoughts, yes
but Pasanonikins is allowed to fancy whoever he likes, and call me chubby*. I know that deep inside he's hankering after the wagon I'm draggin'.


*nobody get upset, it's a he and me thing.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha.
not wrong with 'broad in the beam' ;)
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nowt wrong with an hourglass
*says she, arms crossed*

:D

(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Possibly.
She's be a good candidate.
It depends upon what I needed a celebrity wife for. If for publicity then not her.

When I was younger I wanted to marry Maggie Smith. She's a fantastic woman.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# oh my
*rubs legs*
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Bella Emberg.
Or Leah Betts.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# only on b3ta could those 2 people be linked in any way
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# on b3ta, they can be linked in every way
:D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Great, now I have the horn.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Honk.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# so. much. wrong.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
sick filth!

:D
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Leah Betts, nice and low maintenance.
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# get some Airwick in
in either case
(, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:14, archived)