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# paintball mind powers confirmed


a reply to this which took way too long and references this, dammit, someone needs to slow down time for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# paintball?!?
...but i have so much fun getting shot in the nuts by someone hiding behind a tree 50M away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Give me £50 and I'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I only had to pay 30 to get my son to do it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# but that's fine, I got him right in the gut,, and in the arm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Ok then £29
I AM THE HAGGLEMISTRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# £28
for the backs of both knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Deal, but only if I can call you Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Done, mummy.
Now turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Wow
you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# It must be the Arab in me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Well tell him to get out then.
The swarthy eastern bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I'll set 'em up
You knock 'em down

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# give me a forest full of b3tans
and immunity and I'll show them all the wrong end of any number of nice 9mm head-ticklers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# That's a very intricate euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Give you a fair fight, however, and...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# What would you consider fair
given my military background?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# How about...
As you said above, but without the immunity (although I dunno whether you meant legal, diplomatic [ha!], physical or what)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I say giant medieval broadswords daubed in paint.
Paintblading you could call it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I like that.
can I use a Katana?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Why, are you gay or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
# possibly.
Swinging a field sword is hard work. A katana and wakizashi combination is much more effective.

But mainly because the only broadsword I have is in the loft and i can see 2 katanas from where I'm sat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I just meant don't shout at me if I
were to accidentally shoot 4 or 10 people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Every time they have these grisly mass-murders in schools somewhere in the world,
the news refers to posts like yours as something like "chilling warnings the authorities failed to take notice of until it was too late."

Lay down your arms, Pasa!

Do some funny pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# bah. Guns don't kill people.
I do. And then only from 5 miles under orders. ;)

I don't have many guns left ( due to pressures from the mrs over the last 4 years ).
The only live firers I have left are my shotguns and my Browning Inglis sidearm which I'm not supposed to have but most gunnery commanders i know managed to keep hold of.

I collected militaria because of a fascination with the engineering. No harm in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# another chilling warning the authorities failed to take notice of until it was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
# *keeps imaginary kids from going to school*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I'm not likely to be going near any schools
and my son, who is learning to shoot with a 20 gauge, will be going to school in Dover at the Duke of York so I think your future progeny will be safe.

Society can't decide to only have soldiers when it suits them. You either have a standing army or not and if you do have one ten you can't complain about them when you have nobody left for them to kill or you have decided they are too old for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Hang on a sec.
It sounds like you are (or have been) a respectable career soldier.

So why do you spend your time sitting at your computer at 4am on a 'funny pictures' website, threatening to kill people and telling random strangers you'll never meet how hard you are? Especially if you've got a child to raise?

Why bother? I don't understand at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:29, archived)
# It isn't any different to a successful ex-civil engineer telling strangers how to build a bridge
When you reach 40 you feel a need to tell the world your past glories.

I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I'm retired, bored and probably alcoholic.
my wife works in London weekdays and my mother takes care of the majority of my son's needs whilst she is away.
I entertain myself on sites such as b3ta. Some nights I drink too much and stay up far too late talking bollocks with strangers because I don't sleep well. But I have always been very open about that.
I disappear when we can take the boat out but she's going to be in dry dock for most of this season so I am doubly bored.

Lots of people have odd lives. Just because they don't appear normal to others does not make them any less of a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Nice one. Ta for the honest response.
(It'd be nice for all if you could cut down on the threats, though. Shoot some pigeons or bats instead, perhaps?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Ah I did not mean to be seen to threaten anyone.
I was just trying to have a laugh as usual. People take me too literally ( which drives me mad )
I'm not so childish as to threaten people on the internet. It's a pointless excercise.
If I have an issue with someone I'll attempt to deal with it in private and give them the opportunity to meet me.
The bash could turn out to be fun.

Edit:// oh and I've not fired a gun in over 18 months which is more evidence of my lethargy because I used to do a 60 bird ( skeet ) shoot every Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Some of the younger ones (not at this time of night) are/have been genuinely afraid of you, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Then they are fools.
Unless of course they turn up in my driveway at stupid o' clock in the morning without an invitation.
I'm just a normal bloke who's a product of the military.

( Yes, I am quite bitter about the army these days )

Anyway. I'm done. Time for bed and a movie because I meant it when I said I don't sleep well.

edit:// I'm not as bad as I used to be ;)
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/?photo_deleted=41942002
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# OH YOU'RE SO MANLY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Awww,
yr a big ol' teddy bear, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Haha, yeah, killing people, it was cool for awhile.
Yeah I just keep guns around, they're just kind of neat I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# They allow Americans on b3ta now?
It'll be the death of us
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Just go ahead and blame America.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Nope, I blame the wheel
or maybe fire, I always get them mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Well, that explains my confusing gas bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Guns: Not really that scary
once you stop imagining all-sorts about them and actually just pick one up.



(base image by HappyToast)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# It isn't guns I find scary
just the untrained fuckwits in this country who are able to pick them up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:27, archived)
# True
but they can be scary enough without guns.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:32, archived)
# true nuff dat fo shizzle
In a country where glasses are made of plastic, I fear for my Father's chrysanthemums
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:48, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah shit
 
seriously? That's crazy. Might as well ban video games.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# you are right you should
video games are bad

they killed owen wilson
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Curious
and eery.
I just love his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You just want to steal his ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Aha!
I ran out.
Ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# "anything i cut off, you put in the bucket ..."
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# twitter dot com
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:33, archived)