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# DIE, YOU JUICY, RED, ALLERGY-INDUCING FRUITNUGGET!
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# >:(
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# they're evil!
their tastiness belies their ability to make me vom.
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# I was trying to work out what a tastiness belly was then.
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# certainly not mine
i got a look at it today when the nurse changed my dressing. it's nasty :(
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# :||
you're in hospital?
I won't attempt any salad jokes.
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# no
got out last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# that's good then
Was it strawberry related?
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# nope
i thought i had stomach ache. an hour later, i'm full of morphine, i've been extensively x-rayed and i'm signing a release form for emergency hernia surgery. still, 3 days off my tits on morphine was good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Really?

I've never heard of anyone having allergic reactions from them. Bananas and other stuff, yes. But shirley not lovely strawberries! (More of a raspberry man myself)

How goes it, Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# My mum is allergic to them
:(
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# annoying.
i'm not healing. 2 weeks in spain and i'm not allowed to swim, go shopping, go clubbing or dance.
and yes, strawberries make me bloaty, blotchy and pukey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# my hernia, it go boom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# :(
Hope you're better soon!

Anyway, out of that list, I'd only be swimming anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# it's a pain in the arse
but at least it's not infected and it's stopped oozing. besides, i get 2 weeks to get myself really burnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Make sure you rotate every once in a while
or better yet, get a rotisserie pen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# My guess...
she ate a strawberry?
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# people can be allergic to anything
BEWARE!
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# Anything but my sex cock
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