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# welcome to the wonderful world of corpse fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ducks only!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# so
you like your corpse fucking to be a bit feathery?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ah, you probably missed that pdf that was doing the rounds
They found a male duck fucking a dead male duck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# heheheh
i did miss that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ducks are evil bastards and would put the Nazis to shame
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# they will also chase you for your flake
and hiss at you most alarmingly if you don't give it to them.
FUCK YOU, DUCK! THE ICE CREAM FLAKE IS MINE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
I'm glad I'm not the only one dirty-minded enough to think that as well
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This is b3ta, it was probably the first thing that came in to all of our heads :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# you know he's making zombie bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Especially if she's still warm.
Part of the mourning process.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# corpses are like beer
there's nothing like cracking open a cold one
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ah yes
saying that final sweaty farewell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# As an added bonus, it starts off the curing process for when she's butchered and turned into bacon
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# mmmmmm
internal gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)