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# Mine's always having little accidents
he's got dementia, incontinence and cancer of the processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# have you offered it cake?
everyone likes cake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I tend to talk nicely to him
his name is Sam. Sam Sung the Little Laptop Who Tries Really Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# awww
he's doing little his best to process your bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Exactly, he's a lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Most people try hitting their screens like it will sort everything out
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Nooo! :-(
No hit ittle Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I don't hit computers.
I'm like the computer whisperer.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Mine never work, really.
All I have to do is be near one and it'll go and get itself some aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I actually have the opposite effect
All I've got to do is stand over and watch someone who is complaining of a computer problem, and it fixes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# COME TO MY HOUSE PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I know that feeling all too well
Then you always get the classic "It wasn't working for ages and this is the only time it has worked"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That's because you are good at art.
Unless JollyJack is lying to me through the medium of comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Eh? What's he done?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# In SA when his printer went crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I have found
that technology does actually respond quite well to violence. If all else fails, slap the bitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I used to hit my amiga.
That was back in the days that hitting something made it work though. Rather than just break it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)