
while full on snogging she puked up Pernod and blackcurrant all over my white silk shirt (IT WAS THE 80S - FUCK OFF)
She rushed off and went home and she was too embarrassed to ever talk to me again. She could have pooped in my mouth and I would still have crawled naked over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. :(
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She rushed off and went home and she was too embarrassed to ever talk to me again. She could have pooped in my mouth and I would still have crawled naked over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. :(

I do have a story about someone shitting in a kettle at a party and then switching it on
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