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# when I was about 16 - I got off with the girl of my dreams in a nightclub
while full on snogging she puked up Pernod and blackcurrant all over my white silk shirt (IT WAS THE 80S - FUCK OFF)

She rushed off and went home and she was too embarrassed to ever talk to me again. She could have pooped in my mouth and I would still have crawled naked over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. :(
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you seem to have a number of puking stories
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# very few of which involve me doing the puking
I do have a story about someone shitting in a kettle at a party and then switching it on
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# that does not sound like a good idea
it sounds like a bad idea
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend it
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# voids the warrenty?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Argos weren't happy
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)