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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I can mike them up, I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# The brewery?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Clang clang clang tshhhhhhhhhtshhhhhh clang bubble bubble.
No, the drums you pillock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# indeed
I can drink them
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I haven't had a can of Shandy Bass in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# me neither
I can't remember last time I may have had a pint of Bass. But I expect it has happened.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I don't think I ever have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Never had Carling or Worthington?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I think I've had Carling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I'm sure they used to be owned by Bass
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It's very very sweet
and nothing like beer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *body, head etc*
/rubbish euphamism concatenation club
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
10/10 for succinctness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# make mine a double
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I went off Bass for years after having about 8 pints of it vomitted up all over me
I am though, glad to say, back in business with the old beast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# even after she was sick on you?
you're such a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *office LOLs*
yer bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# when I was about 16 - I got off with the girl of my dreams in a nightclub
while full on snogging she puked up Pernod and blackcurrant all over my white silk shirt (IT WAS THE 80S - FUCK OFF)

She rushed off and went home and she was too embarrassed to ever talk to me again. She could have pooped in my mouth and I would still have crawled naked over broken glass just to wank on her shadow. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you seem to have a number of puking stories
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# very few of which involve me doing the puking
I do have a story about someone shitting in a kettle at a party and then switching it on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# that does not sound like a good idea
it sounds like a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# voids the warrenty?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Argos weren't happy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# how low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Never tried it.
Drumming, that is. Or Bass, now I think of it. I lead a sheltered life :(

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# you should drum while drinking Bass
do it DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you could smoke Drum while drinking Bass
but you'd have to take your pint outside
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# drumming is fun
you can pretend you're twelve

then have fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)