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# It's a long and surreal story
Remember all this lark?

Well he gave me a ticket to see him last night and I spoke to him after the show, but he forgot to bring the eggs with him. So he said he was going to be at the tax office in Leamington this afternoon and I went along to collect them, and before I knew what was happening I had a banner with 'INVADE JERSEY' on it thrust into my hands.

Apparently the people who own the tax office are themselves Jersey-based tax dodgers, or something. Good fun.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Jersey
I always have trouble at the local post office when I want to send something to Jersey (they keep wanting to send it to New Jersey). I explain that it is an Island off the coast of France but they don't believe me.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Well I imagine it will be even harder once we're at war with them :)
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I tried to get a visa to tristan de cunha
suffice it to say that i gave up and went to japan instead
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Shit like that really fucks up your day.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:16, archived)