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# Happy little planet, bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# awwwww, but he's got a bald patch!
male planet baldness is a terrible affliction....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *psst*
it's the centre of a custard tart!

Since today has been a good day, you get flowers:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# which, I've just noticed, Stack! \o/





(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# YAY FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hi everyone
I have been pretty much shitfaced for about two weeks now. thats why i couldnt be bothered to make any new pictures of porn squirrels.
Look forward to seeing you all at the thing some time in the future!

I felt that an exclaimation mark would work there

edit : i cooked ap izza and forgot to time it so will have to cook by sence of smell
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# you could always just open the oven when the cheese starts bubbling
and then go back every thirty seconds until it's ready
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I retraced my steps
then thought fuck it and took it out it seems a little over done
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Smells *sneezes* HAYFEVER!
:D

edit: oooh, time to brave the underground! Adios!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Darn, should have saved them as .png
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Looks like I'll ahve to send out my hubby with the strimmer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Watch the blue bits, the goo gets all over your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# What lovely flowers,
you shouldn't have.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Good thing I didn't, then...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it aint easy being The Great Rainbow Sky Lion
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# But it sure is FABULOUS
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# PARSLEY!!!!
*glees*
*also glees at orginal*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# The great rainbow sky lion knew what he was in for when he took the job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ^___^Y
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# HE IS READY FOR ACTION AND I AM WILLING TO STEP IN FOR HIM
also: trying to type on my eee pc at 3 in the morning after a heavy session on the shoju is not easy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I fucking love shoju.
edit: There I am taking the piss and it's actually a drink. Well well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# A delicious drink. Drinks have taken a turn for the delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# justice will deafeat the enemies!
blurred eeeee pc sounds compllicated to use
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It operates with fuzzy logic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Also: fat fingers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Cor
I bet it would like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I dunno about him, but I would!
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# urh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# traditional swedish rotting fish served on kakbrot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# if not
he should totally give this a go.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# When ARE you going to wash up that bowl, young man??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# *hides bowl in dishwasher*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Marvellous as always sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# It is showing strong growth and is growing on me now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# :D
You loon*

In a good way, of course, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# This is lovely.
Hello small number of rush-hour b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *waves*
There aren't many of us about, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# There aren't
I just got back from a proper protest march, I feel all studenty.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ooh, what were you protesting about?
The price of tinned peans and Asia Insta-Noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It's a long and surreal story
Remember all this lark?

Well he gave me a ticket to see him last night and I spoke to him after the show, but he forgot to bring the eggs with him. So he said he was going to be at the tax office in Leamington this afternoon and I went along to collect them, and before I knew what was happening I had a banner with "INVADE JERSEY" on it thrust into my hands.

Apparently the people who own the tax office are themselves Jersey-based tax dodgers, or something. Good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Jersey
I always have trouble at the local post office when I want to send something to Jersey (they keep wanting to send it to New Jersey). I explain that it is an Island off the coast of France but they don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Well I imagine it will be even harder once we're at war with them :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I tried to get a visa to tristan de cunha
suffice it to say that i gave up and went to japan instead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Shit like that really fucks up your day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *waves*
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *waves*
How did you achieve the above arts, sir? Is it just a superb drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Bless you sir, I can't draw for shit... :D
It's a generative thingy, Context Free.
Edit: Although I've been mucking with tracing a bit:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# OH Context Free is a program
Maaan, I've seen a few people subject-line their posts "Context free" but I thought they were literally declaring their picture free of context. Everything makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
Glad to enlighten!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hello.
My rush is more of a stroll home through the park.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# That must be nice
I do dislike public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I fear the day I no longer live close to work.
I can't think of much more depressing than losing a couple of hours of every day just travelling.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Nicely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Cheers, Chap!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)