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# You did
I've spent the avo away so I'm innocent!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# not your fault?
for a change, then.

How's the back today chap?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Fine
I'm just using it as an excuse to not work tomorrow:D
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I approve of this
I went over on my ankle like a spacker the other day, because I was wearing some ridiculously high heels.

I used that as an excuse not to go to work. That and the not-being-able-to-bear-weight-on-it thing.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I fell from 12 feet
landed on my knee and rolled on to my ankle. I'm still running the place and I'm just too manly and can build sheds!
Last went to hospital 12 years ago.
Last had a check up 10 years ago
Will pop my clogs wrestling a bear in 20 years time.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# what is the bear's name?
are there any tickets left?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Barnaby
He has a burn on his neck ya know.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# did it happen in France?
I went there once. It was full of French people.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
In the words of The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:14, archived)