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# I haven't got any fluff

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# my friend who knows about these things
says that Vin Diesel is not a homosexual, he's a Trappist Monk!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I was as shocked as you are to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I genuinely don't know what to say
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# are you also a Trappist Monk?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I believe I might be
Well it's something to chat to Vin about when I meet him...

Oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# never get a monk to take down phone messages
this is the only advice I can give you...

"... okay - Dave called.... Huge big 'D' ... in gold filigree... with a dove and some cheese on toast... fighting a unicorn just for good measure..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# but how can I tell if they're a monk over the phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# they still answer the phone by saying
"WHASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Now I want an ice-cold Bud :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# no you don't
trust me. There are so many great beers available, why not have one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:45, archived)