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[challenge entry] Phone Home?

It's E. T. Dammit!

From the The Letter Art Challenge challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# M.T.?
Like my head. Must go. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# night froggy
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I've no idea what that's supposed to be.
Plus I'm getting irritated now. 6 days without a cigarette and gave it no thought as I had not planned to give up. So today I thought 'fuck it' I may as well give up, it's nearly a week. So now I made the decision I'm wishing I had hair to tear out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# take it from me
giving up smoking is the best thing I ever did. I also have no hair ! so I save on haircuts too ;)
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I did it before, for 5 years.
smoking has always been a take it or leave it thing for me ( like most drugs ). It's just annoying me that now I've decided to quit I'm going mental actually wanting one, whereas last night, when I had not quit but not smoked for 5 days I gave it no thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# thats it
it's all in the head. Keep up the good work!
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# hey you know how to stop the cravings?
 
KILL YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# WARNING: SUICIDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# But Ironically
drastically reduces health care costs
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Don't tempt him
HE'S NO FUCKING PUFF, YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I HEARD HE WAS GOING TO TOP HIMSELF BUT HE COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH OF HIS MANY GUNS HE MOST WANTED TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT WITH
 
DECISIONS, DECISIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# You could always smoke some salmon, ham or cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I have some smoked salmon
as I am a bit of a junkie for smoked salmon butties.
Great, now you are going to make me a fat bastard as well as irritated.

smoked salmon and mayo butties or cheese, ham and mustard toasties.? Hmm, I better consult my spirit guide.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Who's your spirit guide? Johnny Walker or Jack Daniels perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# hehe.
I'm off the Whisky ( all spirits too )
My spirit guide for the night happens to be Johnny Strongbow. I'm chavving it up with cider for a change.
( she's home tomorrow, I'm not allowed cider when supervised ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# reminds me of the mcdonalds sign
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:45, archived)